kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Funny, I can't tell if I should take that as compliment or a threat.

Red doesn't just have to be blood.

So it was a compliment. That's so sweet, Roxy~

Why d'you have to call me Roxy ...

Because it suits you. And you don't like it, so that's a plus.

Ugh. I'll just have to call you something equally faggish. Like ... I don't know. Puppy.

Faggish? You really are cruel.

Hm... "Puppy"... yeah. I think I like it~

Or I could call you Jerkoff. I'm partial to Dickface, too ...

You could always call me Axel.

But I hate that name.

Really, now? Why would that be?

Are you stupid? The guy was a goddamn stalker. Always following me around and asking every other minute if I was sure I didn't want to hang with him after school and crap. [scuffs his foot ...]

It was dumb. I didn't like him. I'm not partial to his name.

[is absolutely not a stalker. r-really.] It happens to be my name, too. Or did you not notice the similarities...?

I know that, but you can blame him for me hating the name. Anyways, I think I'll just stick with Dog, because you're hella taller than me to be a puppy.

Finally, a Roxas that admits to being short! It almost makes me not mind the insulting nickname.

... what's there to deny. I'm eighteen and I look like a thirteen year old. [huff.]

Most of the yous around here are thirteen year olds. Better get used to being mistaken for pedo bait.

I guess that's not so bad. I'd rather be thought as a kid than being an old fart. [shrug.]

It might be so bad, considering the number of people around here trying to take advantage of kids. Don't want to get groped mistakenly, now, do you?

... mm. It's not so bad. [not like he hasn't had his fair share of 'experiences' while in jail.]

And wow, a Roxas that doesn't mind being sexed up. Any more surprises and my head's gonna implode.

Well. It feels good. As long as there's no diseases involved, it's not so bad ...

...yep, you're definitely the smartest Roxas around.

[ooc: /ded from the happy]

Heh, glad to know.

{ooc; he's got a date with hooker!sora :'D}

Don't go killing the other ones, though, because I think everyone would blame me.

[ooc: ijlkashajkhdlajk /DED FROM THE LULZ. you think anyone would be offended by a hooker!axel showing up?]