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What .. ah?

I'm not on Death Row?

... I'm not on Death Row!

{ooc; 'sup, newbie here~ make way for a bat-shit killer.}

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It might be so bad, considering the number of people around here trying to take advantage of kids. Don't want to get groped mistakenly, now, do you?

... mm. It's not so bad. [not like he hasn't had his fair share of 'experiences' while in jail.]

And wow, a Roxas that doesn't mind being sexed up. Any more surprises and my head's gonna implode.

Well. It feels good. As long as there's no diseases involved, it's not so bad ...

...yep, you're definitely the smartest Roxas around.

[ooc: /ded from the happy]

Heh, glad to know.

{ooc; he's got a date with hooker!sora :'D}

Don't go killing the other ones, though, because I think everyone would blame me.

[ooc: ijlkashajkhdlajk /DED FROM THE LULZ. you think anyone would be offended by a hooker!axel showing up?]

Some of them aren't so bad ... that little one is a shithead though. I'll have trouble keeping my hands in my pockets around him.

{ooc; .... can't say it wouldn't be expected. 8D}

Just take deep breaths and count to ten?

Count up by two's. I heard that from a book somewhere, but when I'm angry I never remember.

I kind of like being angry, but that's no surprise.

It certainly isn't. You are a psychopathic serial killer, after all~

And you like that, don't you?

After the initial shock wore off, it was pretty attractive.

Of course you'd say that.

Of course I would. Don't want you going all stabby on me.

And if I did?

I'd stab back.

Oh ... I like that.

You do, don't you.

Yeah. I do.

You get stranger and stranger as this conversation goes on.

I could repeat myself, or I could laugh, and this time I think I'll pick the latter ... [snickers.]

Your particular brand of crazy really is appealing, you know.

Oh? Elaborate ... haven't had an ego boost in ages.

You have a thing for innocent children, other than the child version of yourself. You think you're a god. You stab people apparently without reason. Your first reaction to meeting someone is to recount their horrific death to them. You're selfish and self-reliant, and you get off on people resisting you, especially when they fail.

Don't know if all that counts as an ego boost, but it's certainly interesting.