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What .. ah?

I'm not on Death Row?

... I'm not on Death Row!

{ooc; 'sup, newbie here~ make way for a bat-shit killer.}

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I know that, but you can blame him for me hating the name. Anyways, I think I'll just stick with Dog, because you're hella taller than me to be a puppy.

Finally, a Roxas that admits to being short! It almost makes me not mind the insulting nickname.

... what's there to deny. I'm eighteen and I look like a thirteen year old. [huff.]

Most of the yous around here are thirteen year olds. Better get used to being mistaken for pedo bait.

I guess that's not so bad. I'd rather be thought as a kid than being an old fart. [shrug.]

It might be so bad, considering the number of people around here trying to take advantage of kids. Don't want to get groped mistakenly, now, do you?

... mm. It's not so bad. [not like he hasn't had his fair share of 'experiences' while in jail.]

And wow, a Roxas that doesn't mind being sexed up. Any more surprises and my head's gonna implode.

Well. It feels good. As long as there's no diseases involved, it's not so bad ...

...yep, you're definitely the smartest Roxas around.

[ooc: /ded from the happy]

Heh, glad to know.

{ooc; he's got a date with hooker!sora :'D}

Don't go killing the other ones, though, because I think everyone would blame me.

[ooc: ijlkashajkhdlajk /DED FROM THE LULZ. you think anyone would be offended by a hooker!axel showing up?]

Some of them aren't so bad ... that little one is a shithead though. I'll have trouble keeping my hands in my pockets around him.

{ooc; .... can't say it wouldn't be expected. 8D}

Just take deep breaths and count to ten?

Count up by two's. I heard that from a book somewhere, but when I'm angry I never remember.

I kind of like being angry, but that's no surprise.

It certainly isn't. You are a psychopathic serial killer, after all~

And you like that, don't you?

After the initial shock wore off, it was pretty attractive.

Of course you'd say that.

Of course I would. Don't want you going all stabby on me.

And if I did?

I'd stab back.

Oh ... I like that.

You do, don't you.

Yeah. I do.