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[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

 WHO IS THE CRACKA ASS MOFO WHO KEY'D MAH RIDE?

[ooc: Christ, I don't even KNOW. Time to dust off the unused RP account lol :<]

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[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

BITCH, I JUZT BEEN KEY'D. I waz juzt crusin' in mah foozin', then I went "Snapz I want some muthafuckin ice cream." So I go in, righ'? Get mah shit get out. Come out, and GOOD GOD, MAH DOOR LOOKED LIKE IT GOT IN A KNIFE FIGHT.

Now I assume the cutomary paint job is completely ruined, and I expect any repairs to it will be fairly hefty. I demand compensation either through munny or physical injury.

...AND TA TOP IT ALL OFF, CRACKA BEHIND THE COUNTA FORGOT MY MUTHAFUCKIN SPRINKLES.

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

Uhm, okay.

Well, you know, maybe you can find another one around here?

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

YOU DENSE OR SUMTHIN? IT'S MAH RIDE. GUTTIN' MAH BABY BE'D LIKE RIPPIN MAH SOUL. YAH HURR?

Also, I've noticed that there's a distinct lack of Ben & Jerry's in the vicinity. Neither problem can be immediately resolved, unfortunately.