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[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

 WHO IS THE CRACKA ASS MOFO WHO KEY'D MAH RIDE?

[ooc: Christ, I don't even KNOW. Time to dust off the unused RP account lol :<]

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[xiglette.livejournal.com]

.. Not another one!

[noheart.livejournal.com]

...

Your ride?

[twoareyousrs.livejournal.com]

...How many?

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

WHUUUUUAT?

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

What to you.

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

Mah tricked-out ship, yo. Ah've been savin' up juzt ta have spinnin' rims spin da other way. BUT I JUZT BEEN KEY'D, SON. SOME GHETTO SHIFTY SON OF A BITCH KEY'D MAH MUTHAFUCKIN RIDE.

*ahem*

Whoever destroyed my vehicle will pay dearly for their travesty.

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business to attend to. I'm quite enraged at my recent misfortune, as you can tell.

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

.. [ Clap, clap. He's semi-sane? ]

What happened?

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

....

I'd have a really bad feeling about this if that were possible. Also, time to take another shot.

[noheart.livejournal.com]

...

Oh.

Are you feeling alright, Luxord?

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

BITCH, I JUZT BEEN KEY'D. I waz juzt crusin' in mah foozin', then I went "Snapz I want some muthafuckin ice cream." So I go in, righ'? Get mah shit get out. Come out, and GOOD GOD, MAH DOOR LOOKED LIKE IT GOT IN A KNIFE FIGHT.

Now I assume the cutomary paint job is completely ruined, and I expect any repairs to it will be fairly hefty. I demand compensation either through munny or physical injury.

...AND TA TOP IT ALL OFF, CRACKA BEHIND THE COUNTA FORGOT MY MUTHAFUCKIN SPRINKLES.

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

Nah nah, tha name's Homie X Luxory. A COURSE I AIN'T ALRIGH', I CAN'T CRANK MAH TUNES IN SOME RAGGEDY-ASS TOYOTA.

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

Uhm, okay.

Well, you know, maybe you can find another one around here?

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

Pass the bottle, if you please. I'm afraid my day's been absolutely dreadful I would like to either quench my rage with alcohol or violence, or possibly a combination of the two.

...As long as it ain't any o' dat cheap shit dat don't get the buzz on.

[twoareyousrs.livejournal.com]

How many keys!?

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

....sure. Have some. [gives 8|]

This might be a shot in the dark, but you wouldn't happen to know Secks, would you?

[noheart.livejournal.com]

[Deer-in-headlights look. That is all.]

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

TWO, MUTHAFUCKA. TWO.

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

[Takes huge swig]

Oh shizz, he's hurr? Secks is the fizzle to mah nizzle, mah brotha witoutta mutha.

...In other words, he and I are comrades. [...TAKES BIGGER SWIG]

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.

So you're one of those... [SIGH] ...semes.

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

YOU DENSE OR SUMTHIN? IT'S MAH RIDE. GUTTIN' MAH BABY BE'D LIKE RIPPIN MAH SOUL. YAH HURR?

Also, I've noticed that there's a distinct lack of Ben & Jerry's in the vicinity. Neither problem can be immediately resolved, unfortunately.

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

Fo' shizzle. Homie X Luxory in da house, ya dig?

[twoareyousrs.livejournal.com]

TWO!?!

No! It must've been him!

But we're toooooo late!

[homiexindahizzy.livejournal.com]

...oh, I beg your pardon, but whom and why?

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

...yeah.

There aren't thirteen of you, are there?

[tocattaensecks.livejournal.com]

Ah, Luxory. What a pleasant surprise. I am most dreadfully sorry about your gummi ship escalade. Perhaps we can get the Toons to repaint it?

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

This one seems half-sane, but that almost makes it worse as a whole...

*takes a shot as well*