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[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaand runs through the door, butt-naked, cheeks flushed]

Guuuuyssssss, don't, I reeeeally need my clothes back!

[ooc; I'M GOING TO HELL. see his profile for info lmfaooo. After getting a little drunkish, someone told him that taking off his clothes was a good idea so he did.

eta; butt-naked? buck-naked? Woe, I have seen both.  ]

[[waaaaaaarning there be porn!]]

Comments

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

...

Someone took your clothes?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[pauses, holding a cup, and promptly smiiiiles up at you]

Hi~♥

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[blinks]

You alright?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

I can't form lines but Other-You was okay with that pro'lly.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of people who look like me here.

Any reason you're naked, or is that normal?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

It's breeeeezy!

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[sigh, he suspects he's dealing with a drunktard]

People here will do... bad things to you if you're like that.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[Headtilt]

Bad things? Like make me drink? 'cause I like drinnnnkin'

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

No, things that will hurt you.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Nahhh, m'good, really~

[whoops, stumbles]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[gah, catches]

Listen> BAD people will do BAD things if you stay out here with no clothes.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[nuzzling your neck lightly, dropping his drink]

You smell good.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[stiffens but hey, that's mild]

You need clothes.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

I have clothes, silllyyyy.

...Um.

Haha, did, anyway.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

Let's find you some then?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...D...did they get lost all alone?

[sadlook oh god]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[oh dear lord why's Sora look like a lost puppy?]

...Did who get lost?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

My clothes...

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[thinks he can use this, maybe]

Very bad people will take them far away if you don't get dressed.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Hey wait.

Didn't you drag Riku off to the kitchennn~? Riku said you were makin' cookies, but I'm not stupid.

[stare]

He waits until I'm there to make cookies.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[frooooown]

That's another Roxas. I don't make cookies with any Rikus.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

He wasn't talking about making cookies, dummy.

He was talking about S-E-X.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[yeah, that frown? not going anywhere]

I don't do that with Rikus either.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Yes you do.

[smiiiirk]

I keep wanting to do it too but he's all "noooo, it hurts and it sucks and you won't liiiike it!"

[waves his hands as he talks]

I think that means you're bad at S-E-X.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[folds his arms, unamused]

Actually S-E-X is my job, and all things considered I must not be that bad at it.

But I don't do it with Rikus.