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[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaand runs through the door, butt-naked, cheeks flushed]

Guuuuyssssss, don't, I reeeeally need my clothes back!

[ooc; I'M GOING TO HELL. see his profile for info lmfaooo. After getting a little drunkish, someone told him that taking off his clothes was a good idea so he did.

eta; butt-naked? buck-naked? Woe, I have seen both.  ]

[[waaaaaaarning there be porn!]]

Comments

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[oh dear lord why's Sora look like a lost puppy?]

...Did who get lost?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

My clothes...

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[thinks he can use this, maybe]

Very bad people will take them far away if you don't get dressed.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Hey wait.

Didn't you drag Riku off to the kitchennn~? Riku said you were makin' cookies, but I'm not stupid.

[stare]

He waits until I'm there to make cookies.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[frooooown]

That's another Roxas. I don't make cookies with any Rikus.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

He wasn't talking about making cookies, dummy.

He was talking about S-E-X.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[yeah, that frown? not going anywhere]

I don't do that with Rikus either.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Yes you do.

[smiiiirk]

I keep wanting to do it too but he's all "noooo, it hurts and it sucks and you won't liiiike it!"

[waves his hands as he talks]

I think that means you're bad at S-E-X.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[folds his arms, unamused]

Actually S-E-X is my job, and all things considered I must not be that bad at it.

But I don't do it with Rikus.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[wide-eyed]

S-e-x is a job now?

.....

Do you get paid in kisses?

....Can I pay you with kisses? Riku's not here to be all, "noooo!"

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

I usually get paid in money.

[sigh]

If you'll stop wandering around naked, fine.

[figures he can convince Sora that sex is a game of checkers anyhow]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Cash moniess~?

[snickers at himself]

...But you have to be naked for kisses or it's no fun. [nod]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

If there's any other kind of money I don't know about it.

...I have to be?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[poooounces on, snuggling]

Where's Ri~ku? Are you two done making cooki...having s-e-x, yet?

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[stumbles but hey, not the biggest person to do that]

I don't talk to Riku. There's no cookies and no sex with Riku. None.

And you need clothes.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...You do too!

[frown]

You love Riku, y'said that!

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

I never said that. Maybe some other Roxas did, but not me.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Why're you so mean.

[p-pout]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you the truth. How is that mean?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[l-lip quiver]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[guh, why]

What's that look for?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Why'd you leave Riku?

[said quietly]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

I'd have to be with Riku to leave Riku.

Can we get back on topic already?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...

[clueless look]

I'm on a couch.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

You're still in need of some pants.