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[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaand runs through the door, butt-naked, cheeks flushed]

Guuuuyssssss, don't, I reeeeally need my clothes back!

[ooc; I'M GOING TO HELL. see his profile for info lmfaooo. After getting a little drunkish, someone told him that taking off his clothes was a good idea so he did.

eta; butt-naked? buck-naked? Woe, I have seen both.  ]

[[waaaaaaarning there be porn!]]

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[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...

[clueless look]

I'm on a couch.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

You're still in need of some pants.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[nods]

I lost 'em.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[knew this, reminds himself the guy's oh so drunk]

Then how about I find you some?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

....kay!

[wriggles up against him, smiling] I like yours!

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

A lot of people say that, actually.

Just...stay put while I look.

[begins his quest to find pants for the drunk kid]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[pft, whatever, following, weaving drunkenly]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[wonders if he's being punished but he's decided Riku is proof of that, and just looks for something for Sora to wear, ducking into a room]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[Riku would be sad to hear this. D8]

Paaaaaaaaaaants~ Haha, it's breeeeeezy though.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

[Riku's offering himself to other Roxae, he can deal]

It's breezy until someone shoves something in you that you don't want.

[sifts through a closet]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Like a tomato?

[wiggling against his side to look in the closet too]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

Like a fireplace poker.

[scoots over]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...

People do that!

[:O < -- his face]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

Some people do, yeah.

Pants keep most of them away though.

[sifts till he finds a pair, pulling them out to show Sora]

How about these?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[just staring]

But that doesn't feel good, does it? Where would it even goooo?

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't tend to.

[shoves pants at Sora]

In your ass, that's where. That's why you need pants.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...

[confused, not realizing pants are being held out to him]

But that's not what you n'Riku were doing. The firepokers were downstairs!

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

That's not what... look, I'm not involved with any Riku, alright?

[holds pants in front of his face]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[pouts]

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

Because.

[PANTS+FACE]

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

No one has a firepoker, you jerk!

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

They're a common household item.

Can you put the pants on already?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[just looks at him, sad-faced again]

You're really mean.

[pulling on pants, pouting]

You're a lousy friend.

[dominatingly.livejournal.com]

Good thing I don't have friends then.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[goes still]

But I thought we were friends?