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[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that I'm actually going to try and make this work.

Someone explain to me the workings of a threesome.

Comments

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Easy. You all just fuck each other at the same time. :3 You can do Axel while he's doing the other Roxas. Just set up some cameras somewhere, I wanna see this. XD

But to be serious? There's guides out there for that.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I kind of knew that already.

No. I keep my sex tapes private.

I clearly need therapy. XD

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Then why'd ya ask? It's all just sex anyway.

You're no fun. Pictures then? :D

We both do. :D;;

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

It was more to get their attention than anything.

How much will you pay me?

Re: We both do. :D;;

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

That explains it.

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How about 100 munny per picture?

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

Will you let me join if I do?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

Are you top or bottom?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Top. You?

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF, OKAY

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

JASLKJFHD ldkfjashlu aliuwre *DYING*

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

Th-

Y-

S... seriously?

8D;;

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

You think I'd've announced it if I wasn't serious?

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

Like, sexually or otherwise?

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

All of the above.

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm involved in one, but we haven't had sex and I don't need Sora thinking I'm a bigger pervert than he already does, so I don't think I'll explain that bit, but as for making it work out of the bedroom, you need to spend equal time and show equal attention to both partners to avoid jealousy and be a support system for each other. Respect boundaries, that sort of thing.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Great. Boundaries. I guess this isn't going to work, after all.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

...so you're the Roxas in question.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

So. You've heard.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Straight from the horse's mouth. Don't worry, it's not like they're spreading the info around just for kicks. They weren't too happy to tell me.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they weren't. It's not something they'd be too proud of, after all.

skljdsGKL:JD;glkfdlgkfl;dhkf OH MY GOD <3

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... [and here, you have a speechless Axel.]

WHY THANK YOU. <333

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Close your mouth. I'm not going to clean up your drool.

You are SO welcome. <33333

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

I think I'm capable of cleaning up my own drool. [in all seriousness, he's pretty speechless. A FIRST?]

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

[a strained chuckle.] Yeah, right. I can tell. [he's serious, now -- all pretense of humor is dropped.] Do you... do you think this could work?