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[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything interesting since...

...

Too long.

Someone entertain me. Come on. Chop chop.

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[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

I suppose you should get out from under the desk, then?

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Are you being mean to me?

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

Only you can decide.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

I bet you're a pedo.

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

Please, resist from making me the object of your sexual fantasies. I know how hard it will be, but the first step is admitting you have a problem.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

NO I WOULDN'T, BIG AXEL SAYS PEDOS ARE BAD.

I don't know what that is. I know that homa... homosexual is when a boy touches another boy in his bad place, but I don't know what 'fantasy' is.

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

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I'm trying not to laugh. Honest.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

DON'T LAUGH AT ME!! AT LEAST I DON'T TAKE MONEY FROM LITTLE GIRLS!

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

You just haven't learned the glory of extortion.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

Get back in the kitchen.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

O-OK! Just don't touch me again!

But first, I want my money. :|

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

W-what?!

...RUN AWAY. I'LL SAVE YOU.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

R-Really?! You will?!

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Of course I will! Me 'n Axel'll beat up that weird pedo guy for you!

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

You two are so heroic! +_+ ♥

while you're doing that, could you go through his pockets and get whatever money he has on him? It belongs to me.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Nami!

What do you mean? Did he take it from you?

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

Any money he might have is rightfully his as compensation for the crappy job she did.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

L-Larxene?! When did you get here?

I am an excellent pimp. The problem is when I get less than satisfactory hos who don't know when the hell to pay up. :|

I'd be watching my back, if I were you.

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

I'm always lurking in your shadow, little girl.

If you were excellent, than why did your services take so long last time? I should have paid you lesss...

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

That's... creepy. ;;

You mean the hooker which you rented out was not to your standards, however low they may be. No matter, I can always offer you a ... refund, I suppose.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

By the way, Roxas, how come you're so... little now? I remember you being much taller than I am! I mean, I think it's cute, it's just different!

Chibiko is all the rage. This will make a great doujin.

... And in a sense. I let him borrow it and now it is time for him to return it, except Marluxia is taking his sweet time with it. :|

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

This is my normal size! Maybe the Roxas you know is one of the big Roxases.

Is that the same thing as shota?

Oh. Okay, then! I'll get it back for you, I promise! ♥

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

So then you're friends with a little Axel too? +_+ So cute~ ♥ !!

... maybe.

And thank you! ♥ I will make sure you get a reward for doing this favor for me. Perhaps not a monetary one, but I'll make sure it's nice.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And a Nami and a Riku and a Sora, too.

Big Axel showed me a comic book that was about him and big Sora touching each other's no-no places. He said it was something that grown-ups do when they think other grown-ups are pretty.

Thanks, Nami! ♥ You're awesome.