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[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything interesting since...

...

Too long.

Someone entertain me. Come on. Chop chop.

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[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

L-Larxene?! When did you get here?

I am an excellent pimp. The problem is when I get less than satisfactory hos who don't know when the hell to pay up. :|

I'd be watching my back, if I were you.

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

I'm always lurking in your shadow, little girl.

If you were excellent, than why did your services take so long last time? I should have paid you lesss...

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

That's... creepy. ;;

You mean the hooker which you rented out was not to your standards, however low they may be. No matter, I can always offer you a ... refund, I suppose.

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

I know. >:]

No. Zexion wasn't. He was colder than Vexen's old man body before rigamortis.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

;_____;

I knew it. I'm going to beat the money out of him.

If you want to collect your refund though, you'll have to come to my heavily guarded office where I have an extensive collection of guns, big cats and imported Russian bodyguards. :|

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

*creepy smile*

Do you honestly want me to electricute all of that? It'd be wasting all your hard earned money. So why don't we just cut to the chase and you give me the tree fitty Zexion's worth.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know most of those things are also padded with rubber for shock resistance.

But you're right, maybe we should meet up and discuss this over a few drinks? three fifty is still three fifty!

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me.