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[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything interesting since...

...

Too long.

Someone entertain me. Come on. Chop chop.

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[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

Get back in the kitchen.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

O-OK! Just don't touch me again!

But first, I want my money. :|

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

W-what?!

...RUN AWAY. I'LL SAVE YOU.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

R-Really?! You will?!

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Of course I will! Me 'n Axel'll beat up that weird pedo guy for you!

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

You two are so heroic! +_+ ♥

while you're doing that, could you go through his pockets and get whatever money he has on him? It belongs to me.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Nami!

What do you mean? Did he take it from you?

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

Any money he might have is rightfully his as compensation for the crappy job she did.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

L-Larxene?! When did you get here?

I am an excellent pimp. The problem is when I get less than satisfactory hos who don't know when the hell to pay up. :|

I'd be watching my back, if I were you.

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

I'm always lurking in your shadow, little girl.

If you were excellent, than why did your services take so long last time? I should have paid you lesss...

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

That's... creepy. ;;

You mean the hooker which you rented out was not to your standards, however low they may be. No matter, I can always offer you a ... refund, I suppose.

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

I know. >:]

No. Zexion wasn't. He was colder than Vexen's old man body before rigamortis.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

;_____;

I knew it. I'm going to beat the money out of him.

If you want to collect your refund though, you'll have to come to my heavily guarded office where I have an extensive collection of guns, big cats and imported Russian bodyguards. :|

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

*creepy smile*

Do you honestly want me to electricute all of that? It'd be wasting all your hard earned money. So why don't we just cut to the chase and you give me the tree fitty Zexion's worth.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know most of those things are also padded with rubber for shock resistance.

But you're right, maybe we should meet up and discuss this over a few drinks? three fifty is still three fifty!

[fullthrottlepms.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me.

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

By the way, Roxas, how come you're so... little now? I remember you being much taller than I am! I mean, I think it's cute, it's just different!

Chibiko is all the rage. This will make a great doujin.

... And in a sense. I let him borrow it and now it is time for him to return it, except Marluxia is taking his sweet time with it. :|

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

This is my normal size! Maybe the Roxas you know is one of the big Roxases.

Is that the same thing as shota?

Oh. Okay, then! I'll get it back for you, I promise! ♥

[the-namfather.livejournal.com]

So then you're friends with a little Axel too? +_+ So cute~ ♥ !!

... maybe.

And thank you! ♥ I will make sure you get a reward for doing this favor for me. Perhaps not a monetary one, but I'll make sure it's nice.

[ittybittyroxy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And a Nami and a Riku and a Sora, too.

Big Axel showed me a comic book that was about him and big Sora touching each other's no-no places. He said it was something that grown-ups do when they think other grown-ups are pretty.

Thanks, Nami! ♥ You're awesome.