kingdomdressing | (no subject)

That's almost enough to make a guy cheat on his boyfriend.

[ohdamn. Smug grin is so gone.] Maybe.

[totally notices this, but keeps on talking like he didn't] Not that I would. Bastard would kick my ass if he found out.

[figures he might as well be upfront about it now. most of the dressing room know anyway.] Trust me, getting your ass kicked for something like that is unpleasant. It's better to avoid temptation and an ass kicking. ~~In most cases.~~

[except this Axel doesn't know. cue a raised brow] So you've made that mistake before?

[shrugs] You could say that.

This sounds like a long, interesting story. Care to share?

That depends. Are you gonna scold me too?

That depends. Usually I'm not the scolding type unless you're a little girl or a doll that looks like a little girl.

I can assure you, I'm neither.

Great. Then let's hear it.

... [sigh] I first turned up here a few days ago, from-- ANTI's facilities, or whatever place it was. I met one Roxas here, and he came up with the crazy idea of getting married. Didn't mind that; so we got hitched. But shortly afterwards, another Roxas came along-- neither of them are mine, from my world, but. Guess it's hard for us Axels to not get attached to a Roxas.

So I kissed the second Roxas, and then Saix told the first one. And all hell broke loose. Not saying I didn't deserve it, but there you go. That's my absolutely exciting story for the day.

... do you like getting yourself into trouble?

And here's the other married Roxas.

The answer, by the way, is 'yes'.

That wasn't exactly smart, was it? If you keep on like that you'll get a reputation and then no Roxas is going to be too inclined to be friendly with you.

I've learned my lesson.

Good to hear. Not that I'm the relationship police around here. I figure you reap what you sow and don't exactly need to hear other people pontificate about it.

Out of curiosity, which Roxases were these?

Anyone that tried to police this place would have a lot of work on their hands. Yeah, I can deal with it myself. I'd like to think that I'm mature enough.

Not really sure. I don't know where either of them come from.

Don't we all.

Nevermind. Questions answered.

You said you wouldn't scold me. [running now, fuck yes.]