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[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Stuff the Marluxias; who's up for killing all of the Saixs in this place with me?

Oh, and an fyi for all the little kids: stay away from any men with pink or blue hair. They're dangerous, and they're all pedos.

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[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

I can assure you, I'm neither.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Great. Then let's hear it.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... [sigh] I first turned up here a few days ago, from-- ANTI's facilities, or whatever place it was. I met one Roxas here, and he came up with the crazy idea of getting married. Didn't mind that; so we got hitched. But shortly afterwards, another Roxas came along-- neither of them are mine, from my world, but. Guess it's hard for us Axels to not get attached to a Roxas.

So I kissed the second Roxas, and then Saix told the first one. And all hell broke loose. Not saying I didn't deserve it, but there you go. That's my absolutely exciting story for the day.

[unbidden.livejournal.com]

... do you like getting yourself into trouble?

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

And here's the other married Roxas.

The answer, by the way, is 'yes'.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

That wasn't exactly smart, was it? If you keep on like that you'll get a reputation and then no Roxas is going to be too inclined to be friendly with you.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

I've learned my lesson.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Good to hear. Not that I'm the relationship police around here. I figure you reap what you sow and don't exactly need to hear other people pontificate about it.

Out of curiosity, which Roxases were these?

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Anyone that tried to police this place would have a lot of work on their hands. Yeah, I can deal with it myself. I'd like to think that I'm mature enough.

Not really sure. I don't know where either of them come from.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Don't we all.

Nevermind. Questions answered.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

You said you wouldn't scold me. [running now, fuck yes.]

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

I'm not scolding anybody.

FYI, if you're a Nobody, too, you should know running won't do any good. We have portals for a reason.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... [sgjkhj had just been about to make a portal] No point in running if I'm gonna get murdered.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Now what makes you think I'm going to murder you? We can be civil about this.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

... [this is a Roxas that clearly wants to die a little bit]

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

[hoo boy, eyebrow raise] You two know each other...?

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

[just nods mutely; still looks like he wants to die, only now he looks like he wants to die a lot instead of a little]

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... on a scale of one to ten, how badly is he gonna mutilate me?

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

Depends on whether or not he kills me first. Start running anyway.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

He's not touching you. This is my fault, not yours.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

......

It was you?

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

... the second Roxas. I.. [trails off, knowing there is no way in the world he can possibly justify this]

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

[is...calm. very calm] Did you know about the other Roxas.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

.. [buries his face in his hands because he literally can't look at Axel right now] .. he said he'd figure something out. I believed him.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Unless the other Roxas believes in polygamy I don't think he's going to have much luck.

[regards him for a long moment] Why?