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backdated to mid-morning yesterday, oops!

[if anyone has attempted to contact Nami to wish him a Merry Christmas, they'll have been informed that the number is currently not in service. this might have something to do with the fact that, inside Nami's trashed apartment, his phone is sitting in a puddle of paintwater, sparking. Nami's nowhere to be found!

there's a frantic Kai calling for Nami as he makes his way through the park. he can feel that Nami's still in the dressing room, but there's a wall between their connection so solid he can't sense anything other than that.]

(ooc: Nami got a heart for Christmas. unfortunately, he's had a lot of negativity 'bottled up' so to speak, and the sudden onslaught of proper emotion wasn't taken well. he's in hiding, having taken a portal straight from his apartment! responses will be from Kai, at least at first, despite the fact that the post is from Nami.)

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[Those are toes in Christmas socks stabbing his ribs with even more effort. She hopes this hurts!]

You did not! There's no had to about it. You just asked me if I ever gave Red a blowjob.

[Isn't it cute how her voice got quieter at the end of that?]

I was curious, and you managed to ask me about it in the first place!

[he props himself up on his elbows, suddenly looking very serious.]

I'm really very proud that you finally managed to say it out loud. [pause] So have you?

[He's done it now. She's furious beyond words. Her mouth keeps opening and closing like she's trying to form words, but nothing's coming out! This goes on for a long moment, and then finally she's left just staring at him.]

Are you serious?

[the fake seriousness gives way to real seriousness, and he sits up a little more.]

Not if you don't want. You should know you never have to answer when I ask stuff like that, Riku. I was flattered when you asked me about it in the first place, but I'm just giving you shit about it. It's your business, and not mine.

[Nope. She plants her foot on his chest and shoves. Get back down where you belong, you jerk. She looks terribly embarrassed but still mostly annoyed.]

You're right. It's none of your business.

[She huffs, and considers throwing her coffee cup at him, but it's a nice cup and Kai would probably be sad if she destroyed more stuff from his kitchen.]

...but I have.

[he beams at her again at that but quickly stifles it, and lays back down under the press of her foot. he's still looking expectant, but like hell is he saying anything else about it (directly). ~~just a simple yey or nay would do, Riku.~~]

You're not getting details.

[That was fast.]

I don't want details, that would be weird. But I am curious about whether or not it was a terrible experience for you. A one-word answer will suffice, and you can even hit me afterwards, and I promise that's the last question I have about it.

[he loves you Riku, really he does. be happy that he didn't really just come out and say "so have you given Red that blowjob yet".]

... If it was a terrible experience I would have stopped the first time.

[There. Does that answer everything?]

[ 8O it answers EVERYTHING and he would get up and twirl her if he wasn't laying on the floor with her foot on his chest. this icon face, Riku. after a moment of beaming sunnily at her:]

Okay, so you should ask me something embarrassing now, to get back at me for that or whatever.

[...good luck finding something that embarrasses him.]

[She would kick him in the nuts if he made a big deal out of that. God. She's going to cross her ankles and use him as a footstool.]

Yeah right. Like what?

[he seems to be perfectly comfy where he is on the floor!]

Hmm, good point. Well, here, I'll just tell you something that's kind of embarrassing for me. The entire foundation of my knowledge of sex came from Xigbar's stash of porn.

[Riku looks torn between horror and trying to figure out if he's spouting bullshit.]

I'm not even exaggerating. I figured out some of the basics on my own, y'know, as you do when you have hands and hormones and a lot of free time, but it took Xigbar leaving for a week-long mission before I could raid his stash, and after that Vexen gave me a couple of books to read on the subject, which he was way more flustered about than I was. But most of the stuff involving other people came from the porn. It kind of explains a lot, doesn't it?

[he still considers himself better off than his Roxas, who was not only brought up by these crazy older jinchuuriki dudes but got the Talk from Vexen and possibly some of the others.]

I could have gone my whole life not knowing that about you. Did you know that?

[Omfg why, Axel.]

Whaaaat, what's the problem? How did you learn about sex and what your body does when you hit puberty and all that fun stuff?

[because he loves you and also he wasn't raised properly and honestly sees nothing wrong with talking about this shit. it's stuff that EVERYONE DOES, why is it embarrassing.]

[Oh my god her head is going to pop off from this much blushing. She sets her coffee down on the floor or nearest table or whatever and covers her face with her hands, rubbing her eyes with the heels of her palms after a moment.]

Not like that.

You probably got it "normally" or whatever. I had to put up with Hachibi heckling me on and off about it for like three years before I figured out what was going on.

[grump. also it's good for you Riku, very cathartic, like a good cry. he does hope Kai doesn't walk in on this, though, that would be hard to explain.]

I got a talk from my mom when I started my period about how you get pregnant, and that was it, and I already knew that. Anything else I learned from movies and other kids. Not that any of that mattered for a while, with what happened.

[She settles down into the couch further. If Kai walked in on any of their conversation for the past half hour she would just ask Hachibi to put her out of her misery.]

Yeah, I bet. But see, normal. Except for the part where you were running around, I guess.

[is he allowed to sit up now. his feet are starting to go to sleep from being elevated.]

If by 'normal' you mean I never watched or read any porn, then yeah. We were still going through puberty when we left the islands, you know. After I let Ansem take over, I stopped having my period for months at a time.

[She shrugs. That's not sex, though, but she's not telling him about having basically no sex drive that whole time, because that's embarrassing to her. How did they get on this, again?]

[it was his fault, that's all that matters. :D he sits up finally and sits cross-legged where he is, leaning one shoulder against the couch.]

Sounds pretty reasonable. I found out later on that I'd started the puberty thing pretty early because of Hachibi, because my body was basically running at double time because of him. Bodies do weird shit when there's something else influencing them.

[She makes a face. How early is 'pretty early'?]

No kidding. But that makes sense...

[like 11ish, which is pretty early compared to other kids from his world.]

Life is weird. I'm gonna go get another muffin, do you want anything?

[oof, getting up off the floor. hopefully Riku won't get attacked by his hair, since he's pretty close to her. /what]

[Iyaaaaaa tentahair--]

Nah. Thanks anyway.

[He can take her coffee cup in there if he wants to, though! It's empty at this point.]

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