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[It can be bought with pettings. Also cookies. Riku makes a little face at him at the mention of Red, but only partly because she's anxious to see him.]

I'll find another place to store these guys if they all show up. But it won't just be mine. Remember when the Unversed showed up all at once?

[Ri has plenty of both! Though the cookies are back at his place; Ri makes a face at the mention of the Unversed though]

Does it make me sound old if I say I wish we were back in the good old days, where we only had to worry about massive Heartless attacks and not all this other weird shit?

[She has to laugh.]

Nah. If it does, it makes me old too. Things were pretty simple then.

Uphill both ways through a blizzard, huh? I haven't had any bad mix-ups with any Unversed or those... weird people. But the freak in the mask keeps attacking my student. It pisses me off.

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[Now she's frowning big time.]

Vanitas?

Yeah, that loser. He even stole my look!

[actually, it's Riku's look, but whatever]

[Snort.]

Something like that. Either way, I've never met a good Vanitas.

One of them even bullied 'bug. They're all bastards in my book.

[because Ri holds grudges like nobody's business, especially when it concerns family]

I think that's something I can agree with you on.

[Until she meets a good one and ends up suspicious for months. But that might never happen because most of them are bastards.]

And I make the armor look so much better.

Fine, that too.

[She's on his side!]

Right. So. Is there any particular reason why you're collecting gay animals the way I collect Fuzzbutts?

[she better be or else his feelings would get all hurt and stuff]

[Her eyebrows go up, and she moves over to give earscritches. To the bat, not Ri.]

Well, they helped me fight, for one.

[Ri would certainly appreciate earscritches much less]

Fight? You're shitting me.

[doubt let him show you it]

I wouldn't. He knows gravity magic.

[Really. Zero Graviga. ]

This thing?

[pointing at the really gay bat that's using him as a perch]

That thing has a name.

[She crosses her arms.]

It does? What is it?

[hey she didn't mention names!]

... CC.

[Go on, ask what it stands for.]

You named your gay bat the same two letters? How unimaginative are you?

I named my gay bat Candy Corn, alright?

............................................ [snerk]

[Hmph.]

Go on. Say it.

W-what do you snerk think I'm gonna sssnerk say, Riku-pi?

[it is SO HARD to not just bust out laughing but Ri is struggling valiantly!]

You know what, you don't get to keep him.

[She's plucking the bat from his shoulder.]