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[dawnrise]

[ Here's a Riku, about sixteen-seventeen years old, wearing casual clothes with a shockingly short haircut. Overall, doesn't stick out enough to approach. But she's asleep, dangling mid-air, slightly reclined, the Way to Dawn hanging from her grip. If anyone does approach her, they might get a surprise.]

[ooc: and then I canon updated. Riku's been missing from the DR since July 25th. There will probably be spoilers for KH3D as I'm pulling her post-game. (That's why she looks a little younger than she should - it won't last.)]

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[windup_boytoy]

You made a joke about having puppies.

[dawnrise]

...okay. I get your point. But I'm fine. I'm just...

[She pauses, considering how to word this. It's so simple.]

I'm really glad to be back.

[windup_boytoy]

You're not delirious?

[dawnrise]

I don't know, you want to test it?

[That could not have been more deadpan.]

[windup_boytoy]

I think I'd have to make you walk a line and recite the alphabet backwards or something to test that.

[but that would only prove you're not drunk]

[dawnrise]

... I don't think that's exactly what you're looking for.

[At least she'd pass it?]

[windup_boytoy]

That's really the only test I can think of for this sort of thing.

[that might mollify Ri at least]

[dawnrise]

[If she was drunk he'd know.]

I'm not reciting the alphabet backwards.

[windup_boytoy]

[is she drunk?]

Well then I'm making sure you get back to your place and hydrate.

[shoo shoo he has no problem with herding Riku along]

[dawnrise]

I'm hydrated enough, I promise.

[But she will allow herself to be herded.]

[windup_boytoy]

And eat something.

[he's got awesome Riku-herding skills]

[dawnrise]

What if I'm not hungry?

[windup_boytoy]

Nap time.

[don't make his overprotective instincts go into overdrive]

[dawnrise]

I'll eat something.

[Jeez. She'll cooperate.]

[windup_boytoy]

Good! I can make you a sandwich.

[that's the smart decision]

[dawnrise]

What kind?

[She can tell.]

[windup_boytoy]

Whatever you want! Since you're back and all.

[you know you missed Ri's orgasm-inducing sandwiches]

[dawnrise]

[If it's anything like her curse when it comes to making brownies and actually forces an orgasm on her, she'll slap him.]

Peanut butter and pickles.

[windup_boytoy]

[that depends on Riku's level of enjoyment! though Ri's sandwiches really are probably the best sandwiches ever; maybe it makes up for his lack of cooking and practically every other area]

............................ did you have sex when you went home?

[dawnrise]

[She is totally up for an amazing sandwich and could probably really use one. There will be no orgasms, though she does give him a a weird look.]

With who?

[windup_boytoy]

I dunno! That's why I'm asking you. You're asking for pregnancy food.

[dawnrise]

It's a joke. If you want to actually surprise me with a sandwich, though, I'd honestly appreciate it.

[Pause.]

And just for the record, no, I didn't.

[windup_boytoy]

See! You're joking about that sort of thing again! And you wonder why I think there's something wrong!

[dawnrise]

I think the 'something wrong' is that I went through a big change on how I'm going to go through my life from now on. That, and I'm honestly just happy to be back.

[She shrugs, reaching up to push her hair back.]

I'll stop teasing you though. For now.

[windup_boytoy]

[it'll take some time for him to get used to the new Riku]

Just what did happen anyway? It wasn't just a nostalgic trip back home?