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[dawnrise]

[ Here's a Riku, about sixteen-seventeen years old, wearing casual clothes with a shockingly short haircut. Overall, doesn't stick out enough to approach. But she's asleep, dangling mid-air, slightly reclined, the Way to Dawn hanging from her grip. If anyone does approach her, they might get a surprise.]

[ooc: and then I canon updated. Riku's been missing from the DR since July 25th. There will probably be spoilers for KH3D as I'm pulling her post-game. (That's why she looks a little younger than she should - it won't last.)]

Comments

[dawnrise]

More or less, depending on your definition of magic.

[windup_boytoy]

Well, aside from the sentient cupcakes and the food that does stuff to people because of spells, the food is normal! I mean, it doesn't come from magical rainbow trees or some shit like that.

[dawnrise]

[She stops completely to look at him.]

Want to make bets on when a magical rainbow tree will show up now?

[windup_boytoy]

... that would be kind of awesome. I want a magical bacon cheeseburger tree next!

[dawnrise]

I'd be up for that. Around full moons.

[windup_boytoy]

Maybe you'll want a salad tree instead if you don't get all 'grrr'.

[dawnrise]

I wouldn't mind a peanut butter cup tree. Or a seafood tree.

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[windup_boytoy]

A seafood tree? Would everything be alive? Or like... magically frozen?

[logistics of magical tress go]

[dawnrise]

You can have a cheeseburger tree but you're questioning a seafood tree?

[Oh look it's her rooms.]

[windup_boytoy]

Well, cheeseburgers aren't alive.

[yay go ahead and keyblade the door]

[dawnrise]

Neither is most seafood when it's for eating.

[She does, in fact, and pushes the door open after. This is like deja vu from when she disappeared last time.]

[windup_boytoy]

But seafood is best when it's alive! Well, freshly alive. You know what I mean. Living on Destiny Islands you know nothing is as good as a fresh catch.

[Ri will follow after, letting Riku re-acquaint herself]

[dawnrise]

I know. I hadn't had anything good in ages until I went back. But weren't we talking about magical trees?

[There is a thin layer of dust and dog hair on her furniture.]

[windup_boytoy]

Would you rather have a magical seafood tree with spoiled seafood?

[ew Riku will have to do lots of cleaning]

... I'm getting you an industrial vacuum for Christmas.

[dawnrise]

[Understatement.]

I think I might need one before then.

[windup_boytoy]

I'll see what I can do. Though, with all the puppies, this might just be a constant state for you.

[dawnrise]

Pretty much. Doesn't mean I don't try to keep things clean.

[Uuuugh how gross.]

[windup_boytoy]

Maybe you should invest in hardwood or tile floors, instead of carpet. Easier to clean. I learned that with Abigail.

[he's handy with tools after all]

[dawnrise]

That might be a better idea.

[The bathroom and kitchen's tile, and the stairs are wood, but everything else is carpet. More change might be good.]

But not today. I'm not even going to attempt to clean today.

[windup_boytoy]

Right. Let's see if you actually have food.

[kitchen tiems? does Riku have a magical tree?]

[dawnrise]

You do that. I'm checking upstairs.

[Sadly no. Maybe for her birthday. What she does have is soda, and pb&j basics. Whether the bread is fresh or not, Ri will have to figure out for himself.]

[windup_boytoy]

Right! I'll have something ready for you. Scream if you need me.

[Ri will root around, giving everything test sniffs and suspicious pokes; looks like the bread is decent, if not fresh-baked]

[dawnrise]

[Luckily there won't be any screaming, though she feels like it. Her bed is in even worse shape than the couch. Magic bread will ease some of that pain.]

[windup_boytoy]

[luckily, Ri's PB&J sandwiches are the best of the orgasm-worthy sandwiches he makes, so Riku is in for a treat]

... do you want extra peanut butter?

[dawnrise]

...yes.

[She's just going to come back downstairs, head in her hands.]