Needs moar summer

[daddyhasagun]

[Good afternoon, DR! You should enjoy all this good weather and take a break from the insanity by hitting the beach! Kira's already there, sprawled out on a towel in a cute pink bikini. She's taking a bit of a snooze under the sun, and flopped on the sand behind her is a book curiously titled "How To Hunt Elves."]

Comments

[hallowedshore]

Why not?

[He likes the water.]

[daddyhasagun]

Yay! Are you wearing swim trunks under your clothes?

[hallowedshore]

Maaaybe.

[Yes.]

[daddyhasagun]

Well, strip! I'll get the sunblock!

[Kira will dash off towards her beach towel and bag because she's totes prepared for a fun beach day]

[hallowedshore]

[Nice instructions considering their conversation, but he will. He'll need plenty of that sunblock, but fat chance of him cooperating well.]

[daddyhasagun]

[will it make Aden feel better that it's the kind of sunblock that's a strange color until it fades to white, so you don't miss any spots?]

[hallowedshore]

[He's like a kid with that stuff, so yes. Definitely.]

[daddyhasagun]

[it's not a ghastly green, but it's a very weird blue, so that's good enough right?]

I'll get your back, since it's hard to reach even with your tall-person-arms.

[hallowedshore]

I could probably get it if I dislocated a shoulder first.

[He won't, though. Look how INHUMANLY PALE he is without his shirt. He's so proud.]

[daddyhasagun]

Helping you pop your shoulder back into place is annoying. And you're so pasty.

[poke poke]

[hallowedshore]

I know, isn't it great?

[Maybe he'll dislocate his elbow while she does that, just to be an ass.]

[daddyhasagun]

No! It sounds and feels gross!

[she will kidney punch you]

[hallowedshore]

[So cruel.]

I meant my skin.

[daddyhasagun]

[fabulous]

Oh. And no, it's not. I'm surprised you haven't spontaneously combusted yet.

[let her slap some cold sunblock on that pasty back]

[hallowedshore]

[He jerks, but doesn't yelp because it's not as bad as her ice spells.]

Leave the sunscreen off. Maybe I will.

[daddyhasagun]

[she'll hand him the bottle so he can do his front and arms]

No, because even worse than popping your shoulders in, I don't like listening to you whine until you shed properly.

[hallowedshore]

[He doesn't touch it.]

Oh my god. Please let me burn. I forgot how awesome shedding is.

[daddyhasagun]

NO! Shed on your own time!

[Kira will forcefully apply sunblock as necessary]

[hallowedshore]

I don't get to have any fun.

[But at least he's picking up the sunscreen to get his arms and chest. Omg colors.]

[daddyhasagun]

You and I have different definitions of fun.

[have a smear over your nose]

[hallowedshore]

[Hey, no. He has the bottle. He's going to give her one right back.]

Always.

[daddyhasagun]

[squeak! fine she'll rub some on her face since she needs more too]

You're lucky I go along with your crazy schemes.

[hallowedshore]

Well if you didn't there'd be no need for me to go along with yours. And don't deny you have them.

[Blue whiskers for you, Kira.]

[daddyhasagun]

Mine involve less bugs than yours do.

[Aden gets a blue handprint on half his face, very Braveheart-esque]

[hallowedshore]

[He sticks his tongue out at her, but he's grinning after that.]

Point made.