Needs moar summer

[daddyhasagun]

[Good afternoon, DR! You should enjoy all this good weather and take a break from the insanity by hitting the beach! Kira's already there, sprawled out on a towel in a cute pink bikini. She's taking a bit of a snooze under the sun, and flopped on the sand behind her is a book curiously titled "How To Hunt Elves."]

Comments

[hallowedshore]

[He jerks, but doesn't yelp because it's not as bad as her ice spells.]

Leave the sunscreen off. Maybe I will.

[daddyhasagun]

[she'll hand him the bottle so he can do his front and arms]

No, because even worse than popping your shoulders in, I don't like listening to you whine until you shed properly.

[hallowedshore]

[He doesn't touch it.]

Oh my god. Please let me burn. I forgot how awesome shedding is.

[daddyhasagun]

NO! Shed on your own time!

[Kira will forcefully apply sunblock as necessary]

[hallowedshore]

I don't get to have any fun.

[But at least he's picking up the sunscreen to get his arms and chest. Omg colors.]

[daddyhasagun]

You and I have different definitions of fun.

[have a smear over your nose]

[hallowedshore]

[Hey, no. He has the bottle. He's going to give her one right back.]

Always.

[daddyhasagun]

[squeak! fine she'll rub some on her face since she needs more too]

You're lucky I go along with your crazy schemes.

[hallowedshore]

Well if you didn't there'd be no need for me to go along with yours. And don't deny you have them.

[Blue whiskers for you, Kira.]

[daddyhasagun]

Mine involve less bugs than yours do.

[Aden gets a blue handprint on half his face, very Braveheart-esque]

[hallowedshore]

[He sticks his tongue out at her, but he's grinning after that.]

Point made.

[daddyhasagun]

[once Aden's back is covered in blue, Kira will steal the bottle back to slather more sunblock on herself]

I always have a point.

[hallowedshore]

Yeah, yeah.

[That's okay, he's moved on to drawing things on his arms. Bats, mostly. She might want to smear those so he doesn't end up with carefully designed burns.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will indeed, spread the blue around, even if the bats are kinda cute]

You look like someone splattered a smurf on you.

[hallowedshore]

[He's fucking precious.]

Nah, not enough innards.

[daddyhasagun]

[she thinks bats are neat! well, the fruit eating ones anyway]

Maybe their insides are blue, too.

[hallowedshore]

[Those are not Halloween Town bats.]

Maybe if they're puréed.

[daddyhasagun]

[flying foxes look so fuzzy and cute though]

Only you would think of pureed Smurfs on your skin.

[hallowedshore]

[Not exactly Halloween Town material.]

You're the one using terms like 'splattered'.

[daddyhasagun]

[what if they wore masks?]

You got more specific with 'pureed'. Anyway, I think you're protected. Let's go!

[hallowedshore]

[Maybe. And since they're all settled and ready he's going to quickly stand up and haul her with him. Over his shoulder.]

[daddyhasagun]

[she'll give a squeal of surprise and kick a little]

Don't drop me!!

[hallowedshore]

I'm not! Not yet.

[To the water!]

[daddyhasagun]

YOU MEAN YOU'RE PLANNING ON DROPPING ME?!

[Kira will scrabble, trying to cling onto Aden like a leech so she will foil any dropping plans!]

[hallowedshore]

[Psh, he has plenty of experience with leeches! He continues on toward the water, grinning even though she can't see it.]