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[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Kira is curled up on this corner of a couch, idly flipping through a fashion magazine, though she normally doesn't act this lazy. Anyone who looks at her closely might notice the paleness of her skin and the shadows under her eyes, but she expertly covered those little signs under her makeup. However, less easy to hide is the way she is wearing one of her brother's larger shirts (not black), whose sleeves come down to cover her hands. If you think she looks ill, you would be pretty close to the mark.]

Comments

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

... I thought something was different! He was wearing really unflattering clothes and needed a different bra.

[because this is totes important]

[regalheart]

[snrk. he nods, looking a little anxious under his smile.]

Yeah, Hachibi's speeding it up, so it's going to happen a lot quicker than either of us are prepared for.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

Is that safe? What if your baby has two heads?! Or a tail?!

[regalheart]

It's not going to have two heads.

[that's just silly. it's just going to have adorable fuzzy hyena ears maybe]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

How do you know?

[she flails more]

What if the baby breathes fire in Uncle Axel's tummy?!

[regalheart]

I don't think that's possible.

[puts a hand on her head.]

Calm down, okay? It'll be fine.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[blinkblink]

Should I call Uncle Axel, Auntie Axel now?

[regalheart]

I think that might bug him, to be honest. He won't be female forever... and I'm pretty sure he likes being male more.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

So I'm going to have a new cousin soon, right?

[regalheart]

In a few more months, yeah.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

That's so great, Uncle Kai! Daddy always wondered when you'd have kids!

[she sits up so she can hug you~]

[regalheart]

[hugs are awesome!]

I'd been wondering lately myself.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[enjoy your bit of Kirabling while you can~]

Daddy said you'd crack eventually. But he also thought you'd be the mama.

[regalheart]

So I heard. I like my tummy this size, though.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[she pats your tummy]

Looks alright to me.

[regalheart]

Good to know.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

I keep an eye on these sorts of things. I also told Uncle Axel that you wouldn't mind him wearing pretty lingerie, but he didn't believe me.

[w-what is this innocence]

[regalheart]

Lingerie isn't a big hit with us.

[does she need HAIR RUFFLES.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

But Uncle Axel needs better bras or his breasts will be down to his knees.

[she will SQUEAL]

[regalheart]

Well, you can help him with that. But don't try to force him into anything he doesn't want to wear, please?

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

Alright. But that's not fun. Uncle Axel just likes to wear baggy clothes like Rikka.

[regalheart]

Not everyone has your tastes.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

They should. Then everyone would be fabulous.

[regalheart]

Not everyone cares about that. You should know that by now.

[HAIR RUFFLES.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[SQUEAL and FLAIL]

UNCLE KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!