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has the universe imploded yet?

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]

[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

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*wipes his cheek off with a napkin*

Thanks for your assessment, but Sora doesn't complain about how I taste.

Well, to each their own. I prefer the taste of Kai, personally.

*laughs and goes back to his ice cream*

That's the right answer.

[mock-pouts at him.]

I guess that means you don't want a threeway with us, huh.

*sticks his tongue out at you*

It would have to be a fourway since Sora would want to join in. A regular orgy if I can talk my Riku into it too.

Oho, sounds like a fun evening. Too bad I don't actually do anyone but Kai unless cupcakes are involved. I feel like Apricot would disapprove of these shenanigans anyway.

*makes a face*

Don't talk to me about cupcakes.

Why, something bad happen with them? I know a lot of people got into them at New Years, me included.

Oh, ugh. I bet you were all sticky and messy afterwards. I hate that.

*... and this is where they have two different conversations*

Yeah, all three of us were. The Riku with the collar got into them too, and he founds Kai, and then I found the two of them, and yeah. Was pretty damn nice, though, even if Kai was furry at the time.

[yes, well, they're special like that. :x ]

How can you think it's nice? I just think it's annoying. I mean, I don't mind putting something in my mouth, but I don't like it being rammed in there and getting all over my face.

*this will be hilarious*

Oh? Well, you're not doing it right, then. Just bite down a little, that'll teach them not to ram it in like that. Or, you know, you could just SAY something to them. I mean, if you talk to them about it it should be better than nice.

[I gather Ri's talking about the sentient cupcakes that force themselves to be eaten?]

It's not like they listen. What's worse is when it gets in your eye. Have you ever gotten it in your eye before? It stings like a bitch.

*of course he is*

Oh, yeah, but not for a long time. It just takes practice, you know, knowing when to turn away or close your eyes or whatever.

[pauses, eyeing Ri's bowl of ice cream.]

Hey, is there something in that that shouldn't be? I wouldn't have thought you'd talk about stuff like this with someone you weren't really close to.

*he gives you a sort of weird look*

It's just regular ice cream from the freezer. And why wouldn't I talk about it? This is important information to know. It's all about prevention.

...you mean protection? I don't bother with that stuff, personally, never have.

Well, I guess it's both. You should always prepared for anything.

[flaps the hand with the ice cream spoon in it dismissively.]

That's what the stuff in the closet is for. You know, special occasions, dealing with spells, that sort of thing.

I never found anything in a closet that helped me deal with this. Unless I could find, like, a rubber suit or something. You know, so I don't get it all over my clothes. I do enough laundry already.

That's why you take your clothes off first, duh. [eye roll.] I mean, I'm fond of not wearing clothing whenever I can, but ESPECIALLY for things that might be messy. It's a wonder you can even be around kids with that kind of attitude.

*looks appalled*

Why the hell would you want to do it with no clothes on?!

[blank look, then v. srsface.]

Ri, I hate to break it to you, but most people do it with no clothes on.

That's disgusting! There's little kids around, you know! They could see!

[progresses to "god, you're even stupider than I realized" expression.]

That's why you do it somewhere private, or at least somewhere with a door that locks, jeez.

*no u*

And how am I supposed to do that when I'm always jumped in the kitchen, or some sort of public space?

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