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has the universe imploded yet?

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]

[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

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...who- or what- have you been doing it with, if you DON'T think it's fun?

You've got a short memory, too. We're talking about the cupcakes.

....you know. I would have put money on the fact that we were talking about sex. That's what I was talking about, anyway.

You pervert! I wasn't talking about sex! I was talking about those sentient cupcakes that attack you!

We were talking about the tastes of our respective boyfriend-types, and then about a theoretical threeway slash foursome slash orgy, and then YOU started talking about cupcakes. I just assumed you meant the ones that give you a boner, which is what I was then talking about.

I didn't know there were cupcakes that gave you boners! I thought you were talking about the Heartless ones that attack you and try to either steal your Heart or get in your face.

[facepalms.]

Yes, Ri, and that one Marluxia introduced them first, and then I guess the DR decided they were a good idea or something, because I've seen them since then when he hadn't been in the area at all. The Riku with the collar and I both got into them at New Years, because there were some on the buffet table. I didn't know there were Heartless cupcakes that try to attack you, so-- so I dunno. This place likes cupcakes, I guess.

*makes a face*

Now I have more cupcakes to watch out for?

Yeahhhh. They're easy to avoid, at least. Just don't eat any cupcakes with pink icing.

Ugh. I guess I won't eat any cupcakes at all unless I know Sora personally made them.

Good plan. Meanwhile, my ice cream has melted.

[eyes the container, and then shrugs a little and tips it into his mouth, since it's drinkable now.]

That's what you get for distracting me.

*then he looks down at his own bowl*

Aww man! Mine is melted too!

[slurps his own, then scrapes what's left out with the spoon, looking innocent.]

You're the one who went off on a tangent about cupcakes.

You're the one who made me talk about the cupcakes in the first place.

*wrinkles his nose*

I can't believe you thought I was talking about sex.

I can't believe you WEREN'T. Sticky, messy, things being put in your mouth, protesting my idea of no clothing because there might be kids around... the whole thing sounded incredibly like sex, you have to admit.

It did not. You're just a pervert. The cupcakes are really sticky and messy, especially when they fling themselves at your face. And it would be stupid to fight naked.

It did too. I'll tell Kai all about this, and he'll think it's hilarious, and that it SOUNDED like you were talking about sex. I could probably go tell almost anyone and they'd think that. Maybe you're just a prude, that it didn't sound like that to you.

You ass! I do not have problems with sex. I'm totally not a prude! It just doesn't sound like sex because I wasn't talking about sex!

Whatever, man, I know what it sounded like to me.

[gets up to throw the empty ice cream container away and put his spoon in the sink.]

It's a shame, really, you had me going for a while, imagining that you like to do it in a rubber suit.

*.................. he goes into Dark Mode suddenly -- not quite a rubber suit but good enough -- and waggles his eyebrows at you*

You were saying?

[turns toward him, leaning against the counter's edge casually.]

Look at that, you even sort of have one built in! Though I don't know what the ass-skirt is for, it seems a little counterproductive to me. But all it needs is some straps and buckles, and maybe some loops to clip stuff to, and you'd be all set.

*he fades out of Dark Mode and gives a shrug*

Eh, me and Sora don't like to mess with stuff like that. That, and we tend to just jump each other so there's no time.

[you know, someday these two need to spar or something. just for kicks. snorts a little, sticking his hands in his pockets.]

Same here. Once in a while Kai and I get creative, but it's pretty rare.

*but then Ri would kick Axel's ass and nothing is worse than a sulking redhead :/*

Au naturale is the way to go.

[I think you mean Axel would kick Ri's ass, and there would be a sulking Riku-type-thing, which is horrible.]

Mhm~. By the way, NOW we're talking about sex. In case you hadn't realized.

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