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has the universe imploded yet?

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]

[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

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*but then Ri would kick Axel's ass and nothing is worse than a sulking redhead :/*

Au naturale is the way to go.

[I think you mean Axel would kick Ri's ass, and there would be a sulking Riku-type-thing, which is horrible.]

Mhm~. By the way, NOW we're talking about sex. In case you hadn't realized.

*no see because silver hair >>>>>>>> red hair*

I know we're talking about sex, you ass.

[but shirtless >>>>>>>> spandex suit with asscape. :C ]

Just checking~.

*hey he can be shirtless too*

You don't have to say it like that. I hope one of those Heartless cupcakes eats your face.

[then our boyfriends would want to watch. >> ]

They wouldn't get very far.

[narrows his eyes a little in concentration, then blows a small burst of flame out of his mouth, grinning.]

*that might be fun; and he's a bit surprised by your action, then shrugs*

That won't stop them. You've never fought these cupcakes before. It's very serious business.

Unless they're bigger than me, I can't imagine how serious business they could possibly be. Besides, I could just eat them.

Eh, don't say that or you might end up eating your words.

*where exactly is Axel standing right now*

[uhhhhh by the sink, why? >> ]

The hell are you talking about.

*... oh no reason >.>*

I mean that you shouldn't tempt fate, especially in this place.

[ >_____> ]

...really. And why is that.

Because this place like to fuck with you.

*and suddenly the cabinet above you opens and a tsunami of cupcakes falls out, all HUNGERING FOR YOUR HEART*

[JESUS FUCK WHAT THE HELL. is on red alert the second the cabinet opens, and is in motion by the time the first cupcake hits him, pivoting away from the counter and... blasting that whole half of the kitchen with fire, brb.]

*the first wave of cupcakes takes the brunt of the fire, sending pink Hearts floating into the sky, but they also work as a delicious delicious wall, allowing the other cupcakes to swarm your legs or leap from the countertops;

... yes, that was a very squishy splatter against your butt*

[ . . . D| scorches the next wave, including the ones that are ON him, and starts wading through them so he can get his back to a wall.]

RI, A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE USEFUL OVER HERE.

*is already backed up against the far wall, looking caged and wary, and Soul Eater in his hand*

WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE FUN OF THEM THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

THEY'RE JUST FREAKING CUPCAKES, RI. THERE JUST HAPPEN TO BE A SHITLOAD OF THEM, AND THEY HAPPEN TO BE MOVING AROUND.

[flattens himself against a different wall, stomping his foot and sending a shockwave of fire out into the cupcakes closest to him.]

IF THEY'RE JUST CUPCAKES THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM.

*h-he sends out a blast of Dark Firaga anyway*

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has the universe imploded yet?

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you know it had to happen

and so did that accident with your mom.

Kai didn't complain

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