overprotective much?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*clears his throat and raises his voice so that he can be heard over the normal noise level of the busy room*

ATTENTION!

My Princess is here now and I'd like everyone to make her feel welcomed. But not too welcomed. She is strictly off-limits for anything involving romance and sexual activity! ESPECIALLY INTEREST FROM GUYS NAMED ZACK.

If you find yourself wanting to express such interest towards Kairi, please submit your application for approval to myself and Sora. It needs to filled out in triplicate. And if you're male, you are allowed to wear a protective cup. We're not sadists.

Thank you. That is all.

Comments

because Greedku's still sick.

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

[Just standing over here with an incredibly amused look.]

Protective older brother complex?

Ri would be all "LOOK I HAVE A KAIRI TOO" at Greedku XD;;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*blinks and looks at you*

I need to make sure she's safe and protected! There's nothing wrong with that.

pff but Ri is Sorasexual.

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

Not every male in here is a sexual predator out to get her.

[He is obviously new to the ways of Ri-logic.]

true, but sometimes he makes exceptions for Kairi

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*flails*

THEY'RE ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS OUT TO GET HER.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

.... geez, Ri, overprotective much?

[Sea Salt Ice cream after just waking up? Oh, you bet'cha.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing, Little Brother.

*eyes your ice cream but says nothing of it*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[T_T he's your Little Brother. yes, he thinks you ARE THAT OVERPROTECTIVE]

Don't tell me you'll go around attaching chastity belts of Darkness on everyone who tries to approach her.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*stays SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET when you say that*

I'd throw Riku but she's busy getting mauled. |D

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

Why would you want someone t'wear a cup?

[behold, the innocent confusion of a seven year old girl.]

... whut

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks down then gives you a pat on the head*

Not a cup you drink out of, Kairi.

Saix say om nom nom delicious Riku. \o/

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[head pats make lil' Kairi smile!]

Oh. Like a trophy?

oops too bad Ri is still avoiding Riku-pi

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Nope, not that either, but good guess! It's more like... uh. Like elbow and knee pads that you wear for protection.

[doughtiness.livejournal.com]

[Looks back at Ri after passing by, hands resting behind his head. Cue curious expression.]

Eeeh? What have you got against guys named Zack?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*points at you accusingly*

AAAAHHH! YOU'RE A ZACK! STAY AWAY FROM KAIRI!!

[doughtiness.livejournal.com]

[Holds his hands out in pitiful defense, laughing sheepishly.]

Hey, hey, aren't you being overly accusing here? I don't even know who Kairi is.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE A VIRGINITY-STEALING AXE MURDERER!!

*there's an explanation for that really but you have to understand Ri-logic for it to make any sense*

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

[blinkblink.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*spots you and swings you up into his arms*

Hey, 'bug! How would you feel about having an auntie?

i lost count of the pina coladas tonight ):

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Really? Like a Auntie that gives me presents?

[valor-kairi.livejournal.com]

[Just. Staring at you now.]

...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*smiles at you!*

[valor-kairi.livejournal.com]

[Gives a small smile back. But then she's confused again.]

What's all this about?

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*that's the sound of her foot tap tap tapping*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*facepalms*

... shit.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

................

*doesn't know what to say, and just gives you a really weird sort of look*