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windup-boytoy.livejournal.com) wrote in
kingdomdressing2009-04-03 02:09 pm
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overprotective much?
*clears his throat and raises his voice so that he can be heard over the normal noise level of the busy room*
ATTENTION!
My Princess is here now and I'd like everyone to make her feel welcomed. But not too welcomed. She is strictly off-limits for anything involving romance and sexual activity! ESPECIALLY INTEREST FROM GUYS NAMED ZACK.
If you find yourself wanting to express such interest towards Kairi, please submit your application for approval to myself and Sora. It needs to filled out in triplicate. And if you're male, you are allowed to wear a protective cup. We're not sadists.
Thank you. That is all.
ATTENTION!
My Princess is here now and I'd like everyone to make her feel welcomed. But not too welcomed. She is strictly off-limits for anything involving romance and sexual activity! ESPECIALLY INTEREST FROM GUYS NAMED ZACK.
If you find yourself wanting to express such interest towards Kairi, please submit your application for approval to myself and Sora. It needs to filled out in triplicate. And if you're male, you are allowed to wear a protective cup. We're not sadists.
Thank you. That is all.

because Greedku's still sick.
Protective older brother complex?
Ri would be all "LOOK I HAVE A KAIRI TOO" at Greedku XD;;
I need to make sure she's safe and protected! There's nothing wrong with that.
pff but Ri is Sorasexual.
[He is obviously new to the ways of Ri-logic.]
true, but sometimes he makes exceptions for Kairi
THEY'RE ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS OUT TO GET HER.
oh my. he gets around, doesn't he.
he's with Sora, Riku, and Namine at home
...and Kairi too. who /isn't/ he with from home?
he's not completely with Kairi they just made out a couple times :x
oh, well in that case :>
but it's really just Sora, Riku and Namine... they don't talk about Marluxia
oh really~?
it's all traumatic and Ri doesn't like to even hint about it
Greedku should bring it up on accident sometime xD
that would be bad :x Ri would immediately flip out and try to kill Greedku
...he does that anyway :|
... more so. Ri was raped by Marluxia :x
poor traumatized Ri :<
you know thw tiny!Ri wandering around? yeah it started there
in the dressing room? D:
no it started in Oblivion XD;; Ri was only a month old before Marluxia started
and he doesn't murder every Marluxia why?
it's complicated but part of it is he would have to admit Marly did something to him
that really is traumatic then :c
it also helps that he punched the Marly in his world so hard he gave Marly brain damage :3
ah, sweet revenge.
gave him amnesia too :3
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[Sea Salt Ice cream after just waking up? Oh, you bet'cha.]
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*eyes your ice cream but says nothing of it*
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Don't tell me you'll go around attaching chastity belts of Darkness on everyone who tries to approach her.
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I'd throw Riku but she's busy getting mauled. |D
[behold, the innocent confusion of a seven year old girl.]
... whut
Not a cup you drink out of, Kairi.
Saix say om nom nom delicious Riku. \o/
Oh. Like a trophy?
oops too bad Ri is still avoiding Riku-pi
*pets Ri*
Ri says if Riku-pi wasn't so bitchy at him maybe he'd save her but TOO BAD
Riku says things I won't write on this account. >>
Ri says :P
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Eeeh? What have you got against guys named Zack?
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AAAAHHH! YOU'RE A ZACK! STAY AWAY FROM KAIRI!!
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Hey, hey, aren't you being overly accusing here? I don't even know who Kairi is.
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*there's an explanation for that really but you have to understand Ri-logic for it to make any sense*
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after this, he's going to avoid rikus like the plague
XD Ri tends to inspire such avoidance
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Hey, 'bug! How would you feel about having an auntie?
i lost count of the pina coladas tonight ):
is that a good or bad thing?
.... idk yet. rofl.
XD i can wait for the results
xDD i had some amaretto too oh lordy
*eats popcorn*
HEY no schadenfreude lady
damn *hides popcorn*
can i have some popcorn
of course *offers you the bowl*
*eats then falls asleep*
don't choke DX
choke, nah, drooling is more likely Dx
XDDD
i am going to go drool on my pllow now; have a good one :D
gnight to you~
whoaaaaaa
@_@?
i barely remember this tagging i did :D
............. were you that drunk
i honestly didn't think i was D: wtf
wooooooooow
D:
hmmm maybe 'bug could pounce on Kairi in her post...
... hmmm, maybe he should >_>
Ri's having a convo with her that 'bug might be able to barge in on
at the bottom of this page?
yes or in her intro post if you like
okay C:
:3
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What's all this about?
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Be back later. Last minute work to do. XD
ok ^^
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Post errors SUCK!!!
awwww *kicks LJ for you*
Thanks! XD
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*Glares at LJ*
D:< *glares at it too*
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... shit.
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*doesn't know what to say, and just gives you a really weird sort of look*
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i was told to visit p:
Welcome welcome~!
Kairi-Ri-bug order! go go go!
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*passes out* omg so tired >_<
I think I did right before you x__x
lolz @ both of you
<_>
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