ext_263112 ([identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2009-04-03 02:09 pm

overprotective much?

*clears his throat and raises his voice so that he can be heard over the normal noise level of the busy room*

ATTENTION!

My Princess is here now and I'd like everyone to make her feel welcomed. But not too welcomed. She is strictly off-limits for anything involving romance and sexual activity! ESPECIALLY INTEREST FROM GUYS NAMED ZACK.

If you find yourself wanting to express such interest towards Kairi, please submit your application for approval to myself and Sora. It needs to filled out in triplicate. And if you're male, you are allowed to wear a protective cup. We're not sadists.

Thank you. That is all.

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