overprotective much?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*clears his throat and raises his voice so that he can be heard over the normal noise level of the busy room*

ATTENTION!

My Princess is here now and I'd like everyone to make her feel welcomed. But not too welcomed. She is strictly off-limits for anything involving romance and sexual activity! ESPECIALLY INTEREST FROM GUYS NAMED ZACK.

If you find yourself wanting to express such interest towards Kairi, please submit your application for approval to myself and Sora. It needs to filled out in triplicate. And if you're male, you are allowed to wear a protective cup. We're not sadists.

Thank you. That is all.

Comments

because Greedku's still sick.

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

[Just standing over here with an incredibly amused look.]

Protective older brother complex?

Ri would be all "LOOK I HAVE A KAIRI TOO" at Greedku XD;;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*blinks and looks at you*

I need to make sure she's safe and protected! There's nothing wrong with that.

pff but Ri is Sorasexual.

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

Not every male in here is a sexual predator out to get her.

[He is obviously new to the ways of Ri-logic.]

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

.... geez, Ri, overprotective much?

[Sea Salt Ice cream after just waking up? Oh, you bet'cha.]

true, but sometimes he makes exceptions for Kairi

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*flails*

THEY'RE ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS OUT TO GET HER.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing, Little Brother.

*eyes your ice cream but says nothing of it*

oh my. he gets around, doesn't he.

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

I'm not.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[T_T he's your Little Brother. yes, he thinks you ARE THAT OVERPROTECTIVE]

Don't tell me you'll go around attaching chastity belts of Darkness on everyone who tries to approach her.

he's with Sora, Riku, and Namine at home

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a Roxas.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*stays SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET when you say that*

...and Kairi too. who /isn't/ he with from home?

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

Does that make a difference?

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

... I knew it.

[FACEPALM]

he's not completely with Kairi they just made out a couple times :x

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because there's a big chance you're gay and not interested in Kairi at all.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It's not on the people who approach her! It's completely necessary for her protection!

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

... who's Zack?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Some upperclassman at her University. I don't trust him at all.

*grumbles*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

...why not?

oh, well in that case :>

[illumifated.livejournal.com]

[Your generalizations give Roxas a headache.]

...No to the homosexuality, yes to the not interested in Kairi.

I'd throw Riku but she's busy getting mauled. |D

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

Why would you want someone t'wear a cup?

[behold, the innocent confusion of a seven year old girl.]

[doughtiness.livejournal.com]

[Looks back at Ri after passing by, hands resting behind his head. Cue curious expression.]

Eeeh? What have you got against guys named Zack?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*points at you accusingly*

AAAAHHH! YOU'RE A ZACK! STAY AWAY FROM KAIRI!!

... whut

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks down then gives you a pat on the head*

Not a cup you drink out of, Kairi.

but it's really just Sora, Riku and Namine... they don't talk about Marluxia

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*now he is glaring at you because you are a heterosexual male*

Hmm.

[doughtiness.livejournal.com]

[Holds his hands out in pitiful defense, laughing sheepishly.]

Hey, hey, aren't you being overly accusing here? I don't even know who Kairi is.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Because he's an upperclassman who pervs on the young and innocent freshman girls! HE NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM KAIRI.