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[300dollars.livejournal.com]

Nnf.

Status report, organization.

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[noheart.livejournal.com]

It seems Saix is going to be very busy with all the different Roxases and Axels around.

If whatever is causing this peculiar behavior spreads... I imagine we'll be faced with Marluxias humping Vexens, Zexions humping a single Lexaeus, Xaldins humping Xigbars humping Demyxes, Larxenes going at poor XIV, and the Luxords taking bets on it all.

... We might be better off starting an Organization with clones of ourselves.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

No, nobody bothers with Lexaeus. I have no idea why, but it puts my mind at ease.

Yes. Then when we ask for a research report on the development of hearts, we won't be answered with sounds of condoms unwrapping.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

No, nobody bothers with Lexaeus. I have no idea why, but it puts my mind at ease.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of the universe yelling "I'M GOING TO PROVE YOU WRONG".

Thanks.

[noheart.livejournal.com]

Really now? Perhaps he's developed an immunity. Or they're afraid he'll retaliate. I could have sworn I'd seen VI leaning in a little too close to him once or twice, though.

Just think of the progress we would make...

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

Were you as amazed as I was when Axel and Roxas both did as we actually asked and brought Maleficent back to life? I was expecting them to come back wearing nothing but syrup and strategically placed pancakes from the IHOP, but surprisingly, for once, they actually did the mission. Amazing.

[noheart.livejournal.com]

A thousand munny says they involved her in some sort of illicit activity.