http://300dollars.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 300dollars.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-02-23 06:01 pm
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Nnf.

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[identity profile] traitorousfire.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said it was awkward sex?

[identity profile] 300dollars.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Says me and my ears, hearing every disgusting, backwards noise you make. You don't even bother to go beyond 100 feet away from where anyone else is. You've got all the grace of a neutered bull, desperately humping away at a wall with a target painted on it.

Your 'dirty talk' sounds like it was plagiarized by some middle aged fat woman writing light erotica for other middle aged fat women, by the way.

[identity profile] traitorousfire.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank goodness I don't have a heart to be offended with.

[identity profile] 300dollars.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but you apparently have enough of one to have affections and fuck an underage boy up the ass with. Did you try and make a heart yourself, mm? Is that what you did? Crammed a bunch of people into a cement mixer, threw all the red into a heart shaped cookie cutter, passed it along into the oven for a few minutes, and then tried to punch it into your own chest?

[identity profile] traitorousfire.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's something that Demyx would do.
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