Is that a beached whale?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[No, no actually, that is a Sora lying on the beach in the sand, and she might lose it if you were to actually call her a whale.]

Comments

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he totally only heard one part of that sentence*

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX?!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Well, no, he doesn't know what sex is! He just knows that something is making Mama move a lot and it makes him irritated. Aerith says it's the contractions that I have when I come, because they're similar to the ones during labor.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is mentally flailing because OMG THE BABY KNOWS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AND IT MAKES HIM ANGRY*

DDDDDDDDX

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*wonders why you're making that face -- it really isn't a big deal, the baby doesn't know what's going on*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he's imagining something like a giant penis invading and repeatedly poking the baby in the head*

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

o__O Ri, it's not like the sex even happens in the baby's space... he's safe in the womb. Yours and Riku's penis never even gets close to him, I promise. Nothing... weird like that.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

............................. are you saying that I'm small?

*lol teenage moodswings*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Um, no? But that's the way girls are made, I guess. I had to ask Aerith. But girls are made so that the penis can't get into the womb.

*lol they never disappeared~*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, this is a serious thing! Now that you're pregnant you shouldn't even be having sex anyway if it makes the baby mad.

*so it's just like home except your husband is younger and has better recovery time*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

No, Ri. The baby settles down immediately. It doesn't bother him. It's completely safe to have sex until the ninth month. Besides, I'd hate not being able to have sex. I'm missing it already.

*raises an eyebrow at you*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

BUT IT WOULD BE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE.

*it's amazing how Ri still manages to think the same no matter what*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*l-laughs*

Not exactly on par with an earthquake, Ri...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*does not like this laughter*

Are you saying I don't do it right?!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I miss how you do it.

*says this right dirty*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*and he goes very very pink with the way you say that*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*huffs*

Your Sora is very, very lucky to have you. It sucks, being lonely.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... I don't want Sora to be lonely at all! Why? Do you know something? Am I not paying enough attention to him?!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

... no. He isn't. But I sure am.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Oh...

*looks sad for you, because you're lonely and he's not helping*

I'm sorry I'm not your Ri, or Riku. Maybe you'll be able to go home soon.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*thinks about this for a moment*

Well, you're not my Ri... but... maybe while I'm here, you could be? At least keep me from feeling so lonely?

*smiles*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'll do whatever you want me to do!

*if he had a tail, he'd be wagging it*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

Just be your sweet self. ♥

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I can do that!

*he smiles back at you*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*smiles happily*

And you could give me a kiss~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*his face goes pink again*

Will that really be okay?