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[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[Kurai never does anything, so he's just sitting around in one of the kitchens. having a snack.]

[and suddenly!]

...I've been to this place before. What.

[confused Kurai is confused! oh god this will end well.]

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[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[yeahhh, that was pretty irrational. have an odd look.]

Uh...but you didn't. Do anything. Does your Namine often go high-and-mighty and blame you for everything?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What is that supposed to mean?! I already know when I fuck up. Namine doesn't have to say anything!

*and he's taking a dive off the deep end*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Dude, whoa, calm down. I seriously think you're just being weird. And paranoid. And irrational.

[Kurai is kicking himself for talking.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I won't have you insult Namine!

*easy way out? completely change the subject*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[oh that's a good idea.]

I wasn't insulting her! Just uh...uh, never mind. Let's just not talk about. Sensitive subjects.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*you've derailed his train of thought, quick mention something else*

... huh?

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Hey so--hey, look, we're in a kitchen. Boy am I hungry. Want something?

[kjfdsj to the fridge immediately!]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Oh, sure. But I'm not allowed to cook. And I've got some soda in the fridge.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Are you a really awful cook? I can make...uh, sandwiches. Want a sandwich?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I blow things up or set them on fire. But I'm allowed to make toast. And PB&J.

*opens the fridge for a bottle of soda*

Want one? It's Leninade.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's cool. Never set any toast on fire?

Uh, sure. [wait what flavor was that.] It's what?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I've burned alot of it before I got good at it. But it never actually cuaght on fire before.

*and then he hands you a bottle of orangey-pink soda*

Leninade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leninade). I was on a junk food run back home when I ended up here.

now I want some of this leninade stuff. :|

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it's possible for toast to catch fire. Now I'm all curious.

[looks a bit quizzically at the soda before opening it and taking a sip.]

Oh. Never had this stuff before. It's not half bad.

You can order it if you want it XD;;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... maybe if it's really dry at first and you use alot of heat? Most toast I've seen just gets all black but doesn't flame up.

*drinks his own*

It's popular on Destiny Islands, well, my Destiny Islands at least.

I should write that down

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

That could do it. Maybe stale bread would make good flame-toast.

[sipping sipping.]

It is pretty good.

google is your friend for finding stores with it

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Maybe if the toast had something on it, then it would flame up. Like... butter. Or gasoline.

*his favorite soda~*

We usually order it when we go to Burger Czar. This case of it nearly cost me my whole allowance.

google is my bff

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Is butter flammable? Gasoline would be taking it a bit to the extreme, I think.

This stuff really expensive?

mine too~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, I know butter burns. I don't know if it flames up. I know alcohol does though.

And.. it's not expensive if you just get one? Like with your food and stuff? Or out of a vending machine. But I bought a case with like... two dozen bottles, so that was hefty.

\o/

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Alright, so, we douse some bread in butter and whatever liquor is around here, and see if it'll flare up in the toaster.

[he's completely serious.]

Oh, guess that makes sense. I don't go to many restaurants. Or places with vending machines.

(>^_^)>

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That sounds awesome. Even better than putting Peeps in the microwave. Do you wanna try it now?

*he wonders why he never tried something like this*

And well, Burger Czar is just fast food. But they have really tasty fries.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

What's a Peep? Oh yeah, sure. Let's get some bread.

[puts soda down to hunt for bread. and butter. and booze.]

Never been to a fast food joint either.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Peeps are these marshmallow things shaped like baby chicks or bunnies. If you nuke them, they blow up like balloons. Nuke 'em more and they explode into sugary goo.

*he goes to plug in the toaster, and set it on the highest setting*

You're missing out. I like the Trotsky burgers. Double meat, double cheese, and bacon.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

What's the point of making them animal shaped? Pretty neat they blow up though. Maybe we can find some of those too.

[oho, bread located! now reaching into the very back of the fridge for some butter.]

I guess if I ever get out of here, I'll go find a fast food place.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think it's because they look cuter. There's something satisfying about chomping off the head of a marshmallow chick. They're a special holiday candy, but maybe the pinata room will have some.

*he'll look through cabinets for alcohol then*

I can ask my Sora to cook for you? But he makes his food way healthier than Burger Czar. Tastier too.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

That sounds more morbid than cute.

[victory, butter obtained.]

That'd be cool. Wouldn't wanna make him if he doesn't want to, though.