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[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[Kurai never does anything, so he's just sitting around in one of the kitchens. having a snack.]

[and suddenly!]

...I've been to this place before. What.

[confused Kurai is confused! oh god this will end well.]

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[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Is butter flammable? Gasoline would be taking it a bit to the extreme, I think.

This stuff really expensive?

mine too~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, I know butter burns. I don't know if it flames up. I know alcohol does though.

And.. it's not expensive if you just get one? Like with your food and stuff? Or out of a vending machine. But I bought a case with like... two dozen bottles, so that was hefty.

\o/

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Alright, so, we douse some bread in butter and whatever liquor is around here, and see if it'll flare up in the toaster.

[he's completely serious.]

Oh, guess that makes sense. I don't go to many restaurants. Or places with vending machines.

(>^_^)>

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That sounds awesome. Even better than putting Peeps in the microwave. Do you wanna try it now?

*he wonders why he never tried something like this*

And well, Burger Czar is just fast food. But they have really tasty fries.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

What's a Peep? Oh yeah, sure. Let's get some bread.

[puts soda down to hunt for bread. and butter. and booze.]

Never been to a fast food joint either.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Peeps are these marshmallow things shaped like baby chicks or bunnies. If you nuke them, they blow up like balloons. Nuke 'em more and they explode into sugary goo.

*he goes to plug in the toaster, and set it on the highest setting*

You're missing out. I like the Trotsky burgers. Double meat, double cheese, and bacon.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

What's the point of making them animal shaped? Pretty neat they blow up though. Maybe we can find some of those too.

[oho, bread located! now reaching into the very back of the fridge for some butter.]

I guess if I ever get out of here, I'll go find a fast food place.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think it's because they look cuter. There's something satisfying about chomping off the head of a marshmallow chick. They're a special holiday candy, but maybe the pinata room will have some.

*he'll look through cabinets for alcohol then*

I can ask my Sora to cook for you? But he makes his food way healthier than Burger Czar. Tastier too.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

That sounds more morbid than cute.

[victory, butter obtained.]

That'd be cool. Wouldn't wanna make him if he doesn't want to, though.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But they're delicious. You'll have to try them yourself to see.

*pulls out two bottles*

Sora enjoys feeding people. It's no problem. Do you think vodka will flare up more, or rum?

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

So I'll have to look into finding that pinata room sometime, I suppose.

[lolwut. Kurai knows nothing about alcohol.]

Uh...which one has less water?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It's a fun place. I like to take the kids there to sugar them up.

*squints at the labels*

... they both say 80 proof. I dunno what that means. Let's just put rum on one slice of bread and vodka on the other. We'll see which catches fire faster.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Wanna show me where it is sometime?

[....riiiiight.]

Good plan. You do the vodka toast, I'll take the rum.

[why the hell are they even doing this.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Sure. It's not that far. Maybe we should put the butter first, then the alcohol? Or soak in the alcohol then butter the bread?

*and he pops open the vodka and grabs a slice of toast; obviously they're doing this because they're retards*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

I think the butter'll stick better if we do that first, then the alcohol. Let's see, butter knives butter knives...oh, here.

[hands over a butter knife before taking one of his own and buttering a slice. they are retards aren't they. |: oh, boys.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he butters his own slice, making sure to heap it on; yes they totally are retards for this*

Make sure to use a lot, so it burns good.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[at least they have something in common.]

Sure thing.

...There's a fire extinguisher around, right? In case we blow up the toaster or something.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Do we really need one? I mean, the room will fix everything that gets destroyed. I guess it's better to be safe though.

*Ri will convince him of the joy of beheading Peeps*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just don't wanna catch fire and, I dunno, singe off my eyebrows or something. Don't really care what happens to the scenery, since there're like twenty thousand kitchens.

[they'll be eating marshmallow heads and laughing for hours.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

We can just wait on the other side of the room or something. We should be safe as long as nothing blows up.

*that would be so awesome*

oh my god did I just get distracted for an hour

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Good point! Should we soak these in the alcohol or just dump it on them?

[is must be done!]

@_@ pandemic 2?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Let's just dump it on. If it doesn't catch fire right, we can try soaking the next time.

*they're like retarded bffs*

coloring D|

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[DUMPS RUM. oh god they're idiots.]

...I'll totally clean up the counter later.

ooh

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he dumps the vodka on his slice of buttered bread*

Yeah, we'll clean up after the experimenting. Let's stuff these in the toaster!

yep /o/

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[they're leaving alcohol on the counter right next to a toaster they hope to have set things on fire. retards.]

[WELL, SHOVING THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER NOW.]