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[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[Kurai never does anything, so he's just sitting around in one of the kitchens. having a snack.]

[and suddenly!]

...I've been to this place before. What.

[confused Kurai is confused! oh god this will end well.]

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@_@ pandemic 2?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Let's just dump it on. If it doesn't catch fire right, we can try soaking the next time.

*they're like retarded bffs*

coloring D|

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[DUMPS RUM. oh god they're idiots.]

...I'll totally clean up the counter later.

ooh

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he dumps the vodka on his slice of buttered bread*

Yeah, we'll clean up after the experimenting. Let's stuff these in the toaster!

yep /o/

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[they're leaving alcohol on the counter right next to a toaster they hope to have set things on fire. retards.]

[WELL, SHOVING THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER NOW.]

... you know they put safety warnings on things because of these two

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he shoves in his slice in the other slot, then pushes down the button/switch thing*

Okay! Let's go to the other side of the room to watch. Safety first and all.

.....oh god it's so true

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[FIRE IN THE HOLE--hopefully. slinks off to the other side of the room to wait, staring intently at the toaster.]

This will either be awesome or just kind of. Smell bad.

i dunno if it's awesome or just embarrassing

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... we can make a run for it. Remember, it doesn't count unless there's flames.

*the toaster is heating up! and maybe making a ticking noise*

or both.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[watching so much. oh god the toaster it's going to be destroyed by these idiots.]

Exactly. I'm ready to duck in case the toaster blows up.

embarrawesome?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*puts on his serious face too, trying to contain his excitement as little whisps of smoke start to curl up from the toaster*

Do you really think it'll explode? I think it'll just catch fire.

yes. exactly.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

It'd be a lot cooler if it exploded.

[oh god smoke that is awesome, Kurai's going to start grinning like an even bigger idiot soon.]

:Db

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*okay he's grinning now too, almost wiggling in excitement; that toaster is definitely going red and there's smoke nearly pouring out of it now*

An explosion would be way cooler, unless the toaster melted. THAT would be the most cool.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[oh god is it exploding yet is the toast on fire squinting intently to find out.]

Melted! Oh that'd be sweet.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he's leaning forward too, because that toaster is huffing and puffing and there's the definite smell of burning ozone and mechanical bits and toast*

Holy crap! I think it's gonna happen!!

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[the toaster is obviously having some kind of seizure and all those smells mixed into one are kinda gross but for exploding toasters it is so worth it.]

Haha this is so awesome we should do this stuff more often!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah! We should-- HOLY SHIT!!

*IS THAT SUM FLAMES ERUPTING FROM THE TOASTER?!*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

What- [OH GOD FIRE STOP LEANING TOWARDS IT.]

--AWESOME.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

LOOK! The flames are all blue! This is awesome!

*he's leaning too, not noticing the toaster sparking and the sparks landing in the puddle of alcohol on the countertop*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Man, those Peep things in the microwave had better be completely amazing to compete with this.

[Kurai doesn't notice either. at least, not until they IGNITE IN THE FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE, which makes him lean away as fast as possible.]

Holy shit we set the kitchen on fire.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*f-flails!*

The whole thing's not on fire yet! Just the count-- AUGH!!

*and he ducks, because THE TOASTER, DID IN FACT, JUST EXPLODE INTO FLAMING SHARDS AND TOAST*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

That counts it counts we set the kitchen on fiAAH!

[ALSO DUCKS to avoid flaming toast flying towards them. now they're cowering on the floor. wow, just. just wow.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he kinda ducks more, or flinches, whenever there's another exploding kind of sound*

WE SHOULD'VE GOT THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD! BUT NOOO, IT WILL FIX ITSELF.

[all but in a fetal position on the floor.]

...ADMITTEDLY, THIS IS AWESOME.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

IT WILL FIX ITSELF. JUST NOT RIGHT NOW. AND IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

*peeks over to see what's going on*

SHIT. RUN FOR THE DOOR.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

TOO BAD WE DIDN'T GET A CAMERA OR SOMETHING BEFORE DOING THIS.

WHAT? WHY--[looks.] OH. OH SHIT.

[lol fleeing.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he's right at your heels, and manages to slam the door to the room shut to keep the flames in*

THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL.