I lost count on how many attempts

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[Well, even if that animal thing was nice and distracting, now that it is over, Roxas now has a new dilemma.

So he'll be here sitting on a kitchen counter, looking as broody as his Nobody did when he was young.]

...this mess things up a bit...

[ooc: Roxas is currently wondering if there is a book entitled "How to propose to someone you liked for like forever and how not to mess up". Advice and taunts are welcome. Meaning....BUG HIM LIKE HELL. Married people, advice will be welcome too.]

Comments

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD, HE'LL BE HERE BANGING HIS HEAD ON THE WALL NOW]

STIFFLY. DAMN IT RI, WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE IDEAS?! AND LIKE I SAID, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he can switch tracks at the drop of a hat you know*

OH IF IT'S NOT LIKE THAT THEN HOW IS IT? PLAN ON JUST LEADING HER ON, HUH? IS THAT HOW IT IS?

1/2

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH SPENDING SOME TIME WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND---

SORA WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE?!

[otherkeys.livejournal.com]

[If Ri could hear Nobodies even if they're merged to their Others, he could probably hear Sora CACKLING LIKE MAD RIGHT NOW]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he can't, but he can figure out what's going on*

SORA TELL ROXAS TURN TURN BACK FROM HIS WICKED WAYS.

1/3

[otherkeys.livejournal.com]

[talking inside Roxas' head]

Well, I could tell you that, but--

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

--the thing is Sora is also enjoying what you call 'wicked ways'. We are the same person. AND THERE'S NOTHING WICKED ABOUT IT.

[otherkeys.livejournal.com]

[well, he has no objections to kissing Kairi, so...yeah]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT'S WICKED YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH NAMINE YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT AT ALL UNTIL YOU'RE WAY OLDER AND HAVE A JOB AND A HOUSE AND THEN MAYBE YOU CAN CONSIDER YOUR PROSPECTS.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[raise an eyebrow. he has a stable job back home. why the hell do you think he was planning to propose? but he'll keep hush for now.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he still thinks you're 7 :/*

YOU NEED TO THINK THINGS THROUGH AND NOT JUST JUMP INTO THIS.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

...Ri, I'm 20 years old. I think I'm qualified to know what I'm doing.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*frownyface!*

No, you're not! Things like this shouldn't happen until you're 30!

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[incredulous stare]

....thirty?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YES! It's the appropriate age.

*sounds very sure of this*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[dot dot dot]

...I'm not buying any of this.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

*he totally just reached out and shook you like a naughty puppy, this might be familiar*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

I wasn't taking advantage. We both agreed to it. We've been doing it for a long time now, geez. We've been together for years now.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*does he look like he might cry? DOES HE?!*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[Okay, this is completely unexpected]

...Ri?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

This is all my fault! I should've been a better role model and I shouldn't have told you that Sora's my boyfriend while you were still young and impressionable I'll fix it! Lemme find the younger you and maybe if I make him forget then you won't grow up to be a philanderer!!!

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[.....................................

This is Roxas doing another facepalm.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

AMNESIA WILL FIX EVERYTHING.

*he's gonna rush off to find tiny!you so you better stop him*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! RI, HEY! [OH FUCKING SHIT, HERE HE IS GRABBING RI BY THE COLLAR]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is hauled back, but looks quite determined*

DON'T WORRY LITTLE BROTHER. I'LL FIX EVERYTHING SO YOU DON'T GIVE NAMINE A STRANGE DISEASE AND BREAK HER HEART WHEN YOU RUN OFF WITH ANOTHER WOMAN OR EVEN ANOTHER MAN AND LEAVE HER WITH DEBTS AND THE KIDS WHILE YOU LIVE A LIFE OF LUXURY BEFORE DYING OF SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.