I lost count on how many attempts

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[Well, even if that animal thing was nice and distracting, now that it is over, Roxas now has a new dilemma.

So he'll be here sitting on a kitchen counter, looking as broody as his Nobody did when he was young.]

...this mess things up a bit...

[ooc: Roxas is currently wondering if there is a book entitled "How to propose to someone you liked for like forever and how not to mess up". Advice and taunts are welcome. Meaning....BUG HIM LIKE HELL. Married people, advice will be welcome too.]

Comments

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is hauled back, but looks quite determined*

DON'T WORRY LITTLE BROTHER. I'LL FIX EVERYTHING SO YOU DON'T GIVE NAMINE A STRANGE DISEASE AND BREAK HER HEART WHEN YOU RUN OFF WITH ANOTHER WOMAN OR EVEN ANOTHER MAN AND LEAVE HER WITH DEBTS AND THE KIDS WHILE YOU LIVE A LIFE OF LUXURY BEFORE DYING OF SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[IS NOT LETTING YOU GO ANYWHERE. DON'T MAKE HIM USE HIS LIGHT POWERS ON YOU.]

...what the hell are you even talking about now, Ri.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It's in all the movies!

*flails! note: he watches Lifetime and Oprah*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

...

This is a sign you have been watching FAR TOO MANY DAMN MOVIES. [DRAGGING HIM AWAY NOW]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU ADMITTED YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE JUST USING NAMINE AND DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANY COMMITMENTS. I WON'T LET YOU RUIN HER LIFE AND YOURS.

1/2

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[OKAY WTF]

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

WHEN DID I SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME AT ALL?!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YOU DIDN'T SAY IT ALL AT ONCE. YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST HAVING FUN. THAT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL. YOU HAVE TO THINK OF NAMINE.

1/2

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

NO, LET'S RECAP, SHALL WE? I SAID WE WERE JUST KISSING. I SAID, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND AND THAT WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SOME TIME NOW.

WHICH PART OF THAT SAYS I WAS JUST HAVING FUN?

[otherkeys.livejournal.com]

[IS DYING OF LAUGHTER INSIDE ROXAS' CONSCIOUSNESS, SERIOUSLY]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YOU ADMITTED THAT BEING WITH HER GAVE YOU A STIFFY. AND YOU'RE A BOY SO OBVIOUSLY YOU WANT MORE THAN JUST KISSING PLUS YOU WERE BEING REALLY HANDSY.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[PERMISSION TO BANG HIS HEAD ON THE WALL AGAIN PLEASE.]

I DIDN'T SAY I GOT A 'STIFFY', WHAT THE HELL?!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

WELL IF NAMINE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHY AREN'T YOU?! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU DOCTORS CAN FIX THAT SORT OF THING.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO HAPPEN?!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. YOU NEED TO MAINTAIN A SAFETY DISTANCE FROM NAMINE AT ALL TIMES.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

....define 'safety distance'.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

5 FEET. UNLESS SHE NEEDS SAVING FROM SOMETHING.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

....yeah, how about, no. [walking away now]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*grabs hold of you*

You're allowed to hold her hand then! But I don't wanna be an uncle so soon!!

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[............................................................]

Uncle.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If I'm your big brother then your kids would be my nieces and nephews, right? Unless... I don't count, since I'm not really your brother.

*looks a little sad thinking about that*

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you approve?

And you'll always be my big brother.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is quite torn about how to answer!*

I DON'T APPROVE OF YOU TWO HAVING SEX. But maybe... in the future... it's okay if you have kids, if I can be their uncle. >_>;;

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[VICTOLY. there's a small smile there.]

I appreciate it. But I need to think of something first. [Pulls out a case holding two rings and looks at it contemplatively. back to his dilemma. oi.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*loooooooooooooks*

What's that?