... okay, fine, have at

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Uhh. Does anyone know how to bake cakes? Because I need A LOT of cakes. Or maybe just one REALLY HUGE one. I haven't decided yet.

[Ask why he needs cake]
[Insult]
[Mug for candy]
[Molest]

Special Kids Option:

[Top with cute]

Comments

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[ask why he needs cake]

Cake?

[wtf]|[offer cake]|[shoo!]|[...]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [wtf]

W-what are you doing here? *it's too late*

[Ask for cake]
[DEMAND cake]
[The cake is a lie]
[Molest in hopes for cake]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[ask for cake]

Heard "cake". Can I have some?

[W.T.F.]|[agree]|[deny!]|[staaare]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [staaare]

Do you... have some sort of sugar imbalance or something? Every time I see you, it's around sweets.

[Explain yourself]
[Mug for the chocolate in his pocket]
[Snark]
[Badtouch]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[explain yourself]

I like sweets, specifically cake, even if I'm dead. Is there anything wrong with that?

[yes]|[no]|[maybe so]|[dead?]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [dead?]

*he looks a little confused and wary*

What do you mean you're dead? You're standing right in front of me. Unless you're a zombie or something! Do you eat brains?!

[facepalm at the geekery]
[strut your dead-ness]
[insult the replica]
[default molest option]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[strut your dead-ness]



[scream like a girl]|[stare]|[f-freak out]|[other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [f-freak out]

HOLY CRAP WHAT WAS THAT YOU DIDN'T USE A PORTAL OR ANYTHING.

*is completely flailing because this is just like in those cheesy horror movies*

[scare him some more]
[explain in a superior manner]
[get back to the cake]
[other]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[get back to the cake.]

Mrr...Can I have cake now?

[cake]|[death]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

[molest + ask why he needs cake]

[fjkl; comes up behind him and kisses along his neck, voice low]

Shall I make you a cake, Master~

[molest]
[touch inappropriately]
[other option here]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [other option here]

*he jumps when you sneak up on him like that, but relaxes again*

No no, the cake won't be for me! Well, I suppose I'd eat some of it but I've been having a lot of candy lately...

[Ask who the cake is for]
[Sneak in some cuddles]
[Berate for gorging on candy]
[Do violence upon]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

[A & b]

[snuggles up against happily]

Who's the cake for then?

[sneak in some cuddles]
[ignore]
[walk away]
[smooch]
[other option]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [smooch]

*he gives your cheek a kiss, draping an arm around you*

A bunch of the kids I sorta look after got aged up. They want to have a birthday party to make up for all the birthdays they've missed.

[Say something snarky about being whipped]
[Say that's cute]
[Get angry]
[Other]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

...[say that's cute]

That is the cutest thing ever, Master.

[blush]
[get annoyed]
[DENY]
[something else]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [blush/deny]

*goes pink across his nose and sputters*

I am not cute!

[tease]
[argue]
[burst into tears]
[Other]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

[tease]

You are too! Probably just as much so as those kids that you're watching.

[deny moar]
[argue]
[just shut up and accept it 8|]
[other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[deny moar]

No way! They're much cuter than I am! I'm only doing it because Roxas says I'm like a big brother to him.

[explode from the cuteness]
[kissies]
[TEASE MERCILESSLY]
[Ask if he's a pedo]

[a-ccidentalism.livejournal.com]

| ask why he needs cake |

Lots of birthdays?

| yes |
| no |
| wtf |
| gtfo |

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [yes]

*looks at you suspiciously*

Not mine, but yes.

[Ask for more info]
[Insult]
[Touch inappropriately]
[Be Axel]

[a-ccidentalism.livejournal.com]

| be Axel/insult |

Are you gonna help with the baking? You'd look adorable in an apron, y'know.

| whut. |
| brush it off. |
| get angry and/or insult |

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [get angry/insult]

Shut up! I bet you'd like to see me in apron, you jerk.

[Agree!]
[Make a sexual innuendo]
[Punch in the face]
[Continue being Axel]

[a-ccidentalism.livejournal.com]

| continue being Axel |

It's not healthy to project your sexual fantasies onto other people, kid.

| OBJECTION |
| more snark |
| f-flail |

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [F-FLAIL]

*yes completely flailing now, his face going red*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I WOULDN'T WEAR AN APRON FOR ANYONE YOU PERVERT!

[Laugh in his face]
[Tease]
[Say you're not a pervert]
[Axel option]

[a-ccidentalism.livejournal.com]

|ALL OF THE ABOVE EXCEPT THE NOT!PERVERT PART|

I think the lady protests too much~

| lady!? |
| punch |
| flail more |
| other |

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [defaults to flail more]

I'M NOT A LADY I ALREADY PROVED THAT TO YOU YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

[Be Axel]
[Be Axel]
[Be Axel]
[Mercy]