... okay, fine, have at

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Uhh. Does anyone know how to bake cakes? Because I need A LOT of cakes. Or maybe just one REALLY HUGE one. I haven't decided yet.

[Ask why he needs cake]
[Insult]
[Mug for candy]
[Molest]

Special Kids Option:

[Top with cute]

Comments

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[ask why he needs cake]

Cake?

[wtf]|[offer cake]|[shoo!]|[...]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [wtf]

W-what are you doing here? *it's too late*

[Ask for cake]
[DEMAND cake]
[The cake is a lie]
[Molest in hopes for cake]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[ask for cake]

Heard "cake". Can I have some?

[W.T.F.]|[agree]|[deny!]|[staaare]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [staaare]

Do you... have some sort of sugar imbalance or something? Every time I see you, it's around sweets.

[Explain yourself]
[Mug for the chocolate in his pocket]
[Snark]
[Badtouch]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[explain yourself]

I like sweets, specifically cake, even if I'm dead. Is there anything wrong with that?

[yes]|[no]|[maybe so]|[dead?]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

[molest + ask why he needs cake]

[fjkl; comes up behind him and kisses along his neck, voice low]

Shall I make you a cake, Master~

[molest]
[touch inappropriately]
[other option here]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [dead?]

*he looks a little confused and wary*

What do you mean you're dead? You're standing right in front of me. Unless you're a zombie or something! Do you eat brains?!

[facepalm at the geekery]
[strut your dead-ness]
[insult the replica]
[default molest option]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [other option here]

*he jumps when you sneak up on him like that, but relaxes again*

No no, the cake won't be for me! Well, I suppose I'd eat some of it but I've been having a lot of candy lately...

[Ask who the cake is for]
[Sneak in some cuddles]
[Berate for gorging on candy]
[Do violence upon]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[strut your dead-ness]



[scream like a girl]|[stare]|[f-freak out]|[other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [f-freak out]

HOLY CRAP WHAT WAS THAT YOU DIDN'T USE A PORTAL OR ANYTHING.

*is completely flailing because this is just like in those cheesy horror movies*

[scare him some more]
[explain in a superior manner]
[get back to the cake]
[other]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[get back to the cake.]

Mrr...Can I have cake now?

[cake]|[death]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [cake THERE WASN'T REALLY A CHOICE]

Uhh... I don't have any cake. I was asking for people who knew how to bake it!

[A candy is fine too]
[sulk like a little girl]
[attack]
[flounce off]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

[A & b]

[snuggles up against happily]

Who's the cake for then?

[sneak in some cuddles]
[ignore]
[walk away]
[smooch]
[other option]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[A candy is fine too, only not because it's not cake.]

Oh...

Then can I when you have some?

[yes]|[no]|[other]

[a-ccidentalism.livejournal.com]

| ask why he needs cake |

Lots of birthdays?

| yes |
| no |
| wtf |
| gtfo |

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[yes?]

Uhh... sure? It's for a birthday party, so you'll have to be invited. But... I'll save you some?

[Acceptable]
[Ask for candy to tide you over]
[Other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [smooch]

*he gives your cheek a kiss, draping an arm around you*

A bunch of the kids I sorta look after got aged up. They want to have a birthday party to make up for all the birthdays they've missed.

[Say something snarky about being whipped]
[Say that's cute]
[Get angry]
[Other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [yes]

*looks at you suspiciously*

Not mine, but yes.

[Ask for more info]
[Insult]
[Touch inappropriately]
[Be Axel]

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[acceptable!]

Mm. That's fine.

[Shoo him away now]|[other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [other]

... so you, don't like... really eat brains, do you?

[Say you're not a zombie]
[Say you're NOT a zombie]
[facepalm]
[Other]

[a-ccidentalism.livejournal.com]

| be Axel/insult |

Are you gonna help with the baking? You'd look adorable in an apron, y'know.

| whut. |
| brush it off. |
| get angry and/or insult |

[fleurdemort.livejournal.com]

→[Say you're NOT a zombie]

...I'm not a zombie. I'm a death god.

[...]|[OSHI-]|[oh.]|[other]

[sexingly.livejournal.com]

...[say that's cute]

That is the cutest thing ever, Master.

[blush]
[get annoyed]
[DENY]
[something else]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [oh.]

Oh. *thinks about it a little* Is that a band?

[...]
[Just ask him for some candy]
[Stalk off]
[Other]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

--> [blush/deny]

*goes pink across his nose and sputters*

I am not cute!

[tease]
[argue]
[burst into tears]
[Other]