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[Reno has taken over the library; yes, that's right. When you had fuck all to do during the day, you did some crazy shit. Well, no one can say he wasn't cultured. He took the time to put books back, clean and make everything look how it should (he even found a huge desk and a comfortable desk chair under a mountain of books.

So he claimed this room as his. And if that meant being the 'librarian' then he'll do what he had to do.

Which... at the moment, was reclining in his chair, feet on his desk... being fast asleep. His electro-mag rod was across his lap.

Well hey, the library was a perfect place for R&R, and anyone disturbing him will get an electric shock to the face.

And to ensure his slumber wouldn't be interrupted, he took time and care to make several signs (posted EVERYWHERE) so people could shut their traps and not make a mess of the place again;]

RULES OF THE LIBRARY
by your self-appointed librarian, so listen up.

1. Don't be a douchebag.
2. Shut your trap, you're here to read so read.
3. No running around like an idiot.
4. No sex. Just... no. NO.
5. Seriously, no sex.
6. Just be quiet

[ooc: ffff. feel free to try and overthrow his 'rule' and break some rules. ...he just wanted a place to nap in peace. lD]

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[Tries to turn in his sleep, a pity he wasn't in his bed.

Reno, meet the floor. Floor, meet Reno.

THUNK!]

OW!

[and he had only just settled down with a book when that happened. Oh well. Have a concerned Nanaki peering at you, Reno.]

You okay?

Oh yes, I do this every day. It helps keep my spry.

[Hello sarcasm, and hello person looking at him. Wrinkles his nose]

[slight smile]

And I could be sarcastic right back, but I think you learned your lesson by ungracefully falling to the floor. Or so I hope.

[offers a hand up?]

[Gets up on his own, thanks very much, brushing himself off]

You seem vaguely familiar, who the hell are you?

[well, that's to be expected of Reno. He just straightens and lowers his hand back to his side.]

Nanaki. Or Red XIII. Call me what you will.