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[Reno has taken over the library; yes, that's right. When you had fuck all to do during the day, you did some crazy shit. Well, no one can say he wasn't cultured. He took the time to put books back, clean and make everything look how it should (he even found a huge desk and a comfortable desk chair under a mountain of books.

So he claimed this room as his. And if that meant being the 'librarian' then he'll do what he had to do.

Which... at the moment, was reclining in his chair, feet on his desk... being fast asleep. His electro-mag rod was across his lap.

Well hey, the library was a perfect place for R&R, and anyone disturbing him will get an electric shock to the face.

And to ensure his slumber wouldn't be interrupted, he took time and care to make several signs (posted EVERYWHERE) so people could shut their traps and not make a mess of the place again;]

RULES OF THE LIBRARY
by your self-appointed librarian, so listen up.

1. Don't be a douchebag.
2. Shut your trap, you're here to read so read.
3. No running around like an idiot.
4. No sex. Just... no. NO.
5. Seriously, no sex.
6. Just be quiet

[ooc: ffff. feel free to try and overthrow his 'rule' and break some rules. ...he just wanted a place to nap in peace. lD]

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[here comes a dirt covered kid who just celebrated a burial for his fish in the garden.]

... you know, there's like fifty thousand rooms, and you had to sleep here?

[tugtugs.]

[sdvjhdjk goddammit! Was going to grab at his weapon and try to whack whoever was bothering him with it, but he lost his balance and fell out of his chair instead.

Swearing he looked up, groggy]

Tch. Stupid ki--

[Dirt. Was that dirt!?]

Oi oi! Wash up and you can come back in here, you're trackin' dirt everywhere, kid!

Oh- uh.. [backs up a little, then turns on his heel.]

Sorry.

[and off he goes. he probably won't come back, either.]

[Demyx strolled right in, arching an eyebrow at the sign.]

Wow. He actually it it.

[Muffling his laughter from the rule about sex that was put in twice. Oh well, he was sure someone was bound to break that rule soon enough. Green eyes laying on the redhead, tiptoeing over to have a closer look at the sleeping librarian.]

Sleeping on the job~

[He murmured to himself.]

[Well of course he did it, he had nothing to do and... he had nothing to do. The thought of it intrigued him also.

And well... he hid some booze under his desk, planning on drinking after his nap.

Just gonna lay here snoring right now, though]

[Rolling his eyes, the mullet head hopped over the counter to loom over the redhead for a second before looking at the files on the desk out of pure boredom. He too, had nothing to do at the moment. Might as well go through the little librarian's stuff.]

Magazine, gay, gay, boring, nothing.

[Mumbling to himself, Demyx continued to rummage through some papers and check a few drawers for something interesting before he saw it. Jackpot. Hello beer, how are you today? Glancing back to the sleeping redhead, making sure that snore was continuing.]

Yep, still asleep.

[A sly grin crawled on to Demyx's face, kneeling down and grabbing hold of a bottle. Victory.]

[Beer senses were tingling]

Hands off the merchandise.

[Eyes not even open, voice thick with sleep- but he was so on to you, beer bandit]

[Uh-oh. Caught. Well, he still had a beer in his hand--and those eyes were closed. Give him a minute to think of a way to keep the oh so wonderful liquor.]

Haha. Alright, alright.

[He made the pack cause a slight ruckus, as he 'put' the bottle back. Holding the bottle behind him with a huge grin on his face.]

Sorry man. Won't happen again~

[With that said he started to make his way over the librarians counter with his prize in hand.]

[Opens an eye, watching him- slightly amused]

Now... this is funny. I don't remember you asking me if you can take one of my beers.

[Knows EVERYTHING when it comes to his alcohol, thanks very much]

[Ah, he's good. A goofy grin was usually his way of apologizing.]

My bad, man. I couldn't resist.

[Holding his hands up, with the beer in his right as if he were caught by the police.]

You caught me, I surrender.

[walks in, spots the signs and the snoozing Reno. He laughs quietly.]

Heh. Isn't that surprising.

[no problem with the rules here, just going to go get a book from one of the shelves]

[Tries to turn in his sleep, a pity he wasn't in his bed.

Reno, meet the floor. Floor, meet Reno.

THUNK!]

OW!

[and he had only just settled down with a book when that happened. Oh well. Have a concerned Nanaki peering at you, Reno.]

You okay?

Oh yes, I do this every day. It helps keep my spry.

[Hello sarcasm, and hello person looking at him. Wrinkles his nose]

[slight smile]

And I could be sarcastic right back, but I think you learned your lesson by ungracefully falling to the floor. Or so I hope.

[offers a hand up?]

[Gets up on his own, thanks very much, brushing himself off]

You seem vaguely familiar, who the hell are you?

[well, that's to be expected of Reno. He just straightens and lowers his hand back to his side.]

Nanaki. Or Red XIII. Call me what you will.

You're quite the president.

[SNORE]

[ sorry for being a douche Reno, Vincent's gotta pinch your nose. how's that breathing thing going? ]

You're breaking your own rule.

[SNO--GNK! W-What the hell!? Jerks awake, swatting the hand away]

O-Oi!

Just be quiet, Reno.

[Rubs his nose, scowling]

Tch. Who said you were allowed in my library, eh?

[Points his hurt stick at one of his signs]

Rule number one.

[young adult Kairi in this (http://images.wikia.com/wowwiki/images/9/97/JainaProudmoore.jpg) coming through, her face lighting up at the sight of the library. she pauses to read one of the signs, hand moving to muffle the quiet laugh that escapes her]

[Presently dead to the world]

[looks over at Reno, curious. makes her way over, intent on questioning him about the library]

Excuse me?

[Sighs, opening an eye]

What.

[smiles at him]

Do you know if this place has any books about a place called Azeroth?

[Crosses his arms over his chest]

Do I look like I know?

[brows rise at the attitude]

No need to get snippy, I just assumed you would know as you seem to hold yourself in charge of this place.

[Shrug]

You interrupted my nap, sweetheart. I'm not all sunshine and rainbows when I get rudely awaken.

[Yawns loudly, leaning back in his chair]

I just put the books away, lady. Feel free to look around. Just be quiet about it.

[sure, she's read the rules, but that doesn't stop her from jabbing a finger against the center of Reno's forehead.]

[It's gotten to the point where a guy can't nap in a library anymore. Wakes all of a sudden, about to stun whoever did that. But... damn. Kid.]

The hell do you want?

Are you the librarian?

[Rubs his head]

Yeah yeah.

Can you help me find a book?

[tilts her head.]

Tch.

[rubs his head]

What kinda book you want?

[thoughtful silence.]

... What do you recommend?

[Leeeans his arms on his desk, pondering this]

Well, I'm not much of a reader, but I personally enjoy a gripping book from time to time. I think I saw something that may be interesting.

[Gets up, hopping over his desk]

I think it's over here.

[sandaled feet pitter-patter after him as he leads the way.]

[staaares up at the sign before going to watch him]

Uh...mister...red-haired guy? What's that mean?

[means the first rule. :|]

[Grumbly mumble. TRYING TO SLEEP. PLEASE GO AWAY]

[no. have a poke to the forehead.]

[sfjknhsjkfd awake now]

WHAT.

What's that mean?

[points to the first rule on one of the nearby signs.]

[...]

It means no jerks.

[looks at the signs with distaste]

Who died and made you king of the library?

If you gotta problem with it, sweetheart, write a complaint and put it in the box. If I have nothing to do I might just read it later.

[Eyes still closed, just lounging]

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