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[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[and now the floor in a 30 foot radius around the MCP's main console is blue with green and white LED lights]

ATTENTION ALL USERS.

ANY ACTS OF FORNICATION WITHIN THIS AREA WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DERESOLUTION.

IF I SEE ANY BITS OF ANATOMY, YOU SHALL BE UPLOADED INTO THE DATASPACE AND DEREZZED WITHOUT FAIL.

Comments

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

And I'm not a Sue because I am cooler than other Sues. I have a magical sparkly Keyblade and I'm invincible. And I never get hurt! That's why I'm not a Sue.

[team-desu.livejournal.com]

Naw, that makes you a Sue~

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

No it doesn't. Kairi is a Mary Sue because she is a bitch and wants Riku all to herself and [insert tl;dr ranting about how she is not a Sue because she is much cooler than Kairi]

[thesilentartist.livejournal.com]

(Kairi who takes the place of Namine stares, confused)

Huh?

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

WARNING. WARNING.

WARMING UP NERUOTOXIN. MARY SUE MUST BE DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY.

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

You will never get me, you stupid Disney character! [opens up magical sparkly rainbow wings]

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[the MCP don't take that shit laying down]

[says nothing, just zaps you with one of his handy tasers]

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

[Screams melodramatically and falls over. She then tries to pretend that she is more hurt than she actually is] Riku, my love! Come and save me!

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[zaps her again]

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

[starts to magically fade away, never to be seen again.....until she next posts here. :P]

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[success. Goes back to sitting around and being ominous.]