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[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[and now the floor in a 30 foot radius around the MCP's main console is blue with green and white LED lights]

ATTENTION ALL USERS.

ANY ACTS OF FORNICATION WITHIN THIS AREA WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DERESOLUTION.

IF I SEE ANY BITS OF ANATOMY, YOU SHALL BE UPLOADED INTO THE DATASPACE AND DEREZZED WITHOUT FAIL.

Comments

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[oh ho.]

What's fornication?

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

Can I be an exception when my true love finally comes to me? My true love is Riku but none of the Rikus want to have sex with me yet.

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

WARNING. WARNING. MARY-SUE SPARKLES HAVE REACH CRITICAL LEVELS.

WARNING.

WARNING.

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. Why are you so mean? ;_;

I hate Disney characters.

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

And I'm not a Sue because I am cooler than other Sues. I have a magical sparkly Keyblade and I'm invincible. And I never get hurt! That's why I'm not a Sue.

[team-desu.livejournal.com]

Naw, that makes you a Sue~

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

No it doesn't. Kairi is a Mary Sue because she is a bitch and wants Riku all to herself and [insert tl;dr ranting about how she is not a Sue because she is much cooler than Kairi]

[thesilentartist.livejournal.com]

(Kairi who takes the place of Namine stares, confused)

Huh?

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

WARNING. WARNING.

WARMING UP NERUOTOXIN. MARY SUE MUST BE DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY.

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

You will never get me, you stupid Disney character! [opens up magical sparkly rainbow wings]

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[the MCP don't take that shit laying down]

[says nothing, just zaps you with one of his handy tasers]

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

[Screams melodramatically and falls over. She then tries to pretend that she is more hurt than she actually is] Riku, my love! Come and save me!

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[zaps her again]

[kairiisaslut.livejournal.com]

[starts to magically fade away, never to be seen again.....until she next posts here. :P]

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[success. Goes back to sitting around and being ominous.]

[winter-blast.livejournal.com]

[has no idea what "deresolution" means, but it sounds suitably painful]

Thank you, sir. I am thrilled that someone has taken the responsibility into his own hands.

Hands?

Ah...Where--or what--are you, if you don't mind my asking?

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

I AM THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM, USER EVEN.

[winter-blast.livejournal.com]

Program? Odd. The word implies a system of routines-

One moment. Computers--those adding machines back on Earth--I heard "program" used to describe...

We are ruled by a computer? I was unaware that the room had a single leader.

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE, USER EVEN. THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM OVERSEES ALL OF THE DATASPACE WITHIN THIS ROOM.

[winter-blast.livejournal.com]

Fascinating. Technology here has far surpassed that of my world.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... does jerking off count? What about oral? What about if you're with someone else, but you're watching porno and jerking off but not touching each other?

*is mostly asking to be an ass, but figures someone needs to ask for clarification*

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

ANY ACT INVOLVING THE USAGE OF OF A PENIS AND/OR VAGINA WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What if you need to take a piss? I don't think anyone here wants to hold it, or there'll be some messy accidents.

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

ALL USERS MUST URINATE AND DEFECATE OUTSIDE OF MY PERCEPTION FIELD.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

So how far is that field exactly? Don't wanna offend your delicate sensibilities.

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

THE PERCEPTION FIELD EXTENDS IN A 30-FOOT RADIUS AROUND MY MAIN CONSOLE. IT IS DEMARCATED BY A BLUE FLOOR WITH LED INDICATORS.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he wanders over to the line and scuffs his foot against a light curiously*

You mean right here?

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*takes a step over the line*

So it's okay to do stuff here?

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[does not register, you're outside his perception field]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

HEY EVERYONE IF YOU WANNA HAVE SEX, JUST DO IT PAST THIS LINE!

I need to be killed for this

[minimemory.livejournal.com]

...What's fornication? Is it like badtouching?

Re: I need to be killed for this

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE, USER NAMINE.

[minimemory.livejournal.com]

...oh, okay.

[mini-key.livejournal.com]

[dawnrise]

... I don't know what's weirder.

ILU<3

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck are you to tell me how I'm gonna get my rocks off?

[unzips fly]

Sit on the ceiling and watch me masturbate. You only wish you had a cock like mine.

Re: ILU&lt;3

[m-cp.livejournal.com]

[ZAP HOPE YOU LIKE THE GAME GRID]

[mini-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Anatomy? *blink* Do you mean like a penis?