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[unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE HEARTLESS INQUISITION.

THAT'S OUR ONE ELEMENT, SURPRISE, FEAR, AND DARKNESS.

...

wait that doesn't seem quite right...

[ooc: Please... don't ask.]

Comments

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Then I suppose you will have to do so.

[unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com]

[...actually has no idea how it's going to do this]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[it's getting exceedingly difficult to keep a straight face]

I have done nothing worth confessing.

[unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com]

[the comfy chair appears!]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

I have no reason to lie.

[eyes the chair with a bit of amusement. this is taking up time he'd otherwise be spending doing nothing, at least]

[unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[makes a big show of sloooooooooooowly going to the chair and sitting in it, making himself comfortable]

And how long is it until lunchtime?

[unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

But what if it is time for lunch now?

[unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[stands back up]

Then perhaps it is time for lunch. Though I must say, you are a very ineffective torturer.