http://unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-07-03 06:48 pm
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE HEARTLESS INQUISITION.

THAT'S OUR ONE ELEMENT, SURPRISE, FEAR, AND DARKNESS.

...

wait that doesn't seem quite right...

[ooc: Please... don't ask.]
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[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That is three elements.

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, that was the problem.

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And that is four elements.

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Five. Are you adding the extra on purpose?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you did not incorrectly number them this time.

[pause]

You have fangirls?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...trial?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
A heretic for what, exactly?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright then.

this is fun :3

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Not guilty. And that is four counts, not that any of them apply to me.

XD i'm glad, i was worried the huge text would be too obnoxious... which is kinda the point, but.

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)

naw it fits with what's going on :P

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And how do you plan on making me confess to things I have not done?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[...hopes the torture is about as serious as this thing seems. which is to say, not at all]

I see.

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[PRODS YOU. HARD. WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh no. Anything but that. [deadpan]

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[insert evil heartless laughter here]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[this is by far the oddest experience he's had to date. although it's somehow familiar, he just can't put his finger on it]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
What if I refuse to sit in the chair?

[this can't seriously be happening]

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[oh but it can]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Then I suppose you will have to do so.

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...actually has no idea how it's going to do this]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[it's getting exceedingly difficult to keep a straight face]

I have done nothing worth confessing.

[identity profile] unexpect-hearts.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 01:01 am (UTC)(link)


[the comfy chair appears!]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I have no reason to lie.

[eyes the chair with a bit of amusement. this is taking up time he'd otherwise be spending doing nothing, at least]

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[makes a big show of sloooooooooooowly going to the chair and sitting in it, making himself comfortable]

And how long is it until lunchtime?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
But what if it is time for lunch now?

[identity profile] icy-chemistry.livejournal.com 2008-07-04 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[stands back up]

Then perhaps it is time for lunch. Though I must say, you are a very ineffective torturer.
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