ATTENTION WORLD OF HEARTS KINGDOM!

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

NOW WE ARE ANNOUNCING OF NEW PROJECT !!

KINGDOMU HEARTSU SREE!

We introduce many new character !

Namine meet her mother, and who turn out to be daughter of Luxord !

New worlds base on Pixar, like Monster Incorp and Toy Story !!


Sora and friend return to Island and discover secret orb that control universe, and then we add more bad cameos to sell more copy!

It going to be amazing, you watch trailer! Very impressive! Graphics are better, now character has more belts since we have stronger machine!

[plays long vague trailer involving the chasers running, saying things in japanese, and other random bits that no fan would be capable of making sense of!]

WE TAKE QUESTIONS?

Comments

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

Homoerotic...don't tell me this is about me and Sora.

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

NO

this about LOTS OF YOUNG MEN IN TIGHT CLOTHES WITH ZIPPERS!!

NO MATTER WHAT PLOT IS, FANS WILL DEFEND TO DEATH THROUGH FLAME HAVING ON INTERNET SITES !!

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

[shrugs]

Not like I have any zippers.

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

Not yet. You have many in new game, very many, and sword three times taller than you !!

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

...actually, I kind of prefer my Keyblade. Why would I need a sword when I've got this?

[see the pretty Kingdom Key?]