ATTENTION WORLD OF HEARTS KINGDOM!

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

NOW WE ARE ANNOUNCING OF NEW PROJECT !!

KINGDOMU HEARTSU SREE!

We introduce many new character !

Namine meet her mother, and who turn out to be daughter of Luxord !

New worlds base on Pixar, like Monster Incorp and Toy Story !!


Sora and friend return to Island and discover secret orb that control universe, and then we add more bad cameos to sell more copy!

It going to be amazing, you watch trailer! Very impressive! Graphics are better, now character has more belts since we have stronger machine!

[plays long vague trailer involving the chasers running, saying things in japanese, and other random bits that no fan would be capable of making sense of!]

WE TAKE QUESTIONS?

Comments

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

WILL WALL-E BE IN IT?

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

YES THERE IS A MOON LEVEL AND YOU CAN COME BACK AS A ROBOT !!

[minimemory.livejournal.com]

Luxord's not my mom!

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

Well of course not, game has not release yet !

[undeniableproof.livejournal.com]

[stare.]

[pause.]

....Lamer.

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

I MADE YOU

I CAN DESTROY YOU !!

I make your father Leon now, for your defiance.

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

...wait, what are you talking about?

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

[sixfold.livejournal.com]

[studies the trailer for a moment. frowns.]

I can do better than this on my Apple 2.

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

You spread slanderous lie about our company! YOUR STEVE JOBS TECHNOLOGY CANNOT OVERPOWER MIGHT OF SONY

SONY IS ALL MIGHTY COMPANY

[masqueetmiroir.livejournal.com]

Will Edna Mole be in it? And will you finally clear up questions concerning, oh, say, the Apprentices?

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

Why would anything need to be cleared up about us?

[owlsinurdr.livejournal.com]

I say, will Herbie be in it?

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

YES, HE IN SPEED RACER WORLD !!!

[plunderful.livejournal.com]

Worse cameos than mine and Yunie's and Paine's? .... No way.

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

You be very surprise what writer can do with Jenova!

[kind-and-caring.livejournal.com]

(Hestia!Aerith STARES)

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

You play more active olre! I reveal you and Cloud as parents of Sora and then you fight monster that threaten worlds by using of magic orb that conrol time!t

[keyofforesight.livejournal.com]

(Taylor is '...'-ing. and has her keyblade out. she watches the trailer, and is SO CONFUSED)

What was that?

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

THE FUTURE.

BUT YOU NOT IN IT.

YOU ARE TOOL OF SELF-INSERTION !!

[7thfinalheaven.livejournal.com]

I'M STILL NOT FINISHED BEATING YOU UP!

[IS MAKING HER WAY TOWARDS YOU THAT WOULD MEAN WHEN SHE GETS HER HANDS ON YOU, YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN]

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

[barrier materia hi ♥]

[xhimatsubushix.livejournal.com]

More belts? Why not more lace~? We should have more goth-loli style~

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

This is good idea for characters who have wear too many clothing !! We give them frill lace bra and all fanboys buy million copy !

have Hollow Bastion.

[alveus-arx.livejournal.com]

... o_o;

have Zac Efron

[bet-onme.livejournal.com]

...why do you talk funny?

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

I AM FROM JAPAN !

You are Zac Efron, singing man from movies!

[team-desu.livejournal.com]

WE GET SIGNAL?

[retconningly.livejournal.com]

WHAT YOU SAY ??

[whereskitty.livejournal.com]

[Weird guy scares her]