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Uhm.

Beast, I adopted a little boy named Riku.

I hope that's okay.

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W-wait! I thought you were the cool mom! Cool moms don't make their kids eat nasty minature trees!

It's good for you~

It's gross!

You'll grow up big and strong.

...big and strong and owning a tank?

A tank won't save you.

It'll fire lasers at your stupid head!

I'm so scared. Please, someone, save me from the baby and his lasers!

Sounds like someone didn't get his nap today.

Excuse me?!

You heard me!

I don't take naps.

Then that explains a lot.

Lady, I'm a teenager. We don't need naps.

Then why are you picking on defenseless little boys, Mr. Cranky Pants?

I'm not picking on him, I'm teaching him the ways of the world!

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fairfacade.livejournal.com - 2008-03-04 01:46 (UTC) - Expand

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notafailedclone.livejournal.com - 2008-03-04 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

LASERS. TO. THE. FACE.

I will kick you!

YOUR LASERS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME!

Oh, yeah, right. You're barely big enough to walk, let alone kick. Baby, baby, baby~

NUH UH. THEY'LL BE LASERS THAT CUT YOUR ARM OFF. AND THE TANK WILL BE MANNED BY AN ALLIGATOR NAMED HERMAN WHO WILL EAT IT!

I'm warning you! Don't. Call. Me. That.

ALLIGATORS DON'T HAVE NAMES, IDIOT! ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD THINK SOMETHING THAT IDIOTIC!

YEAH THEY DO I TOTALLY SAW IT ON TV. WHAT KIND OF DUMMY DOESN'T KNOW THAT?

[kicks Repliku IN THE SHIN. Osnap son, kiddy rage.]

[despite the throbbing pain, he manages to grab at riku's hair. oh yeah, you're in for it now, kid.]

Break it up, you two!

[struggling a bunch, the usual kicking and punching and even biting at the air.]

Lemme go lemme go I was winning!

Leggo, get your hands offa me, he started it--!!