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[fairfacade.livejournal.com]

Uhm.

Beast, I adopted a little boy named Riku.

I hope that's okay.

Comments

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

YOUR LASERS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME!

Oh, yeah, right. You're barely big enough to walk, let alone kick. Baby, baby, baby~

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

NUH UH. THEY'LL BE LASERS THAT CUT YOUR ARM OFF. AND THE TANK WILL BE MANNED BY AN ALLIGATOR NAMED HERMAN WHO WILL EAT IT!

I'm warning you! Don't. Call. Me. That.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

ALLIGATORS DON'T HAVE NAMES, IDIOT! ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD THINK SOMETHING THAT IDIOTIC!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

YEAH THEY DO I TOTALLY SAW IT ON TV. WHAT KIND OF DUMMY DOESN'T KNOW THAT?

[kicks Repliku IN THE SHIN. Osnap son, kiddy rage.]

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

[despite the throbbing pain, he manages to grab at riku's hair. oh yeah, you're in for it now, kid.]

[fairfacade.livejournal.com]

Break it up, you two!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

[struggling a bunch, the usual kicking and punching and even biting at the air.]

Lemme go lemme go I was winning!

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

Leggo, get your hands offa me, he started it--!!

[beastsclaw.livejournal.com]

AND I WILL FINISH IT!

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

NO YOU WON'T!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

[oshi--]

HE'S GONNA EAT MEEEEEE. [flails wildly]

[fairfacade.livejournal.com]

Beast, not you too!

[beastsclaw.livejournal.com]

If we're going to have children, they will be behaved children.