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[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

... this is the last time I huff anesthetics. Way too fucking many clones of me.

(have some Ansem Retort Zexion. He's a doctor who has been sued for malpractice multiple times, runs drugs, and has someone managed to become governor where he embezzles tax dollars. have fun!)

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[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a brilliant plan. Lets go find Marluxia and see how long it takes for him to die after we peel his skin off.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

FUCKING FANTASTIC. I hear there's a Marluxia here that's even gayer than the real Marluxia. This's gonna be awesome.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Oh REALLY. Next thing you know, it'll be possible to divide by zero and fish will come flying out of my ass.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Dude - there ARE fish flying out of your ass.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

... you are so fucking stoned right now.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Suddenly everything that Larxene's ever said or done makes PERFECT, LOGICAL SENSE.

I can see the light.

Lots of them, actually.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Well, now I know what happens when you mix pot, crack, heroin and drain-o.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Drain-O? So that's why it feels like my veins are crawling with fire ants. Usually I can see them but this time they're invisible.

After I'm done tripping, remind me to kill you. Maybe... three or four days from now.

he totally won't, you know.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.