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[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

... this is the last time I huff anesthetics. Way too fucking many clones of me.

(have some Ansem Retort Zexion. He's a doctor who has been sued for malpractice multiple times, runs drugs, and has someone managed to become governor where he embezzles tax dollars. have fun!)

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[wielding.livejournal.com]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this place isn't exactly some drug-induced hallucination.

[sixthapprentice.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call us clones so much as alternate versions, actually.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

... Once again. I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm.

Note to self: Do not drink any more of Cid's moonshine.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Shut up, Riku, no one wants to listen to you.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

.. sounds like a bad trip to me.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Cid's a fucking Oreo-man, he wouldn't know good moonshine if it bit him in the ass and gave him the clap.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

Bitch, please.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

........

Much better, a version of me that doesn't suck monkey balls.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

Unlike my counterparts, I've had enough time to get both a sense of humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Of course I seriously have to wonder just how much those drugs you keep about have damaged your brains, becuase I'm not sure what the hell you are.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeey. Zexion, as much as I hate your guts, right now I'm too fucked up to care. Let's be friends and kill stuff together.

[ is high out of his mind ]

[wielding.livejournal.com]

And no one wants to talk to you. Really, Zexion, I was hoping that you of all people could come up with something more demeaning than "no one wants to listen to you".

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a brilliant plan. Lets go find Marluxia and see how long it takes for him to die after we peel his skin off.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

The fucking governor, that's what I am.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

Motherfucking governnator. for Light's sake, get it right.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Wow, when did you learn how to be smart? I didn't accidentally give you a new brain last time I had to sew you back up because Axel cut you in half AGAIN, did I?

Oh shit, you're one of those OTHER Rikus, aren't you.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

FUCKING FANTASTIC. I hear there's a Marluxia here that's even gayer than the real Marluxia. This's gonna be awesome.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

*rubs chin in though*

You know what, fuck Sora. I want to make you the Lt. Governor. Sora's an amnesiac retard anyway.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Oh REALLY. Next thing you know, it'll be possible to divide by zero and fish will come flying out of my ass.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I think I'll pass. I've got problems with killing orphans, selling drugs, and replacing people's organs without their consent, and all. I just don't think it'd work out.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Dude - there ARE fish flying out of your ass.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

... you are so fucking stoned right now.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Suddenly everything that Larxene's ever said or done makes PERFECT, LOGICAL SENSE.

I can see the light.

Lots of them, actually.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Oh, too bad. That monkey's ass lung guy was pretty hilarious.

ANd I don't kill orphans! That's Axel. I just take all the government funding for the orphanages and use it to buy hookers and booze.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Well, now I know what happens when you mix pot, crack, heroin and drain-o.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

[Sighs]

You're even more annoying than your friend.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

I'm not the one that's marrying you, so why should I give a fuck?

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Drain-O? So that's why it feels like my veins are crawling with fire ants. Usually I can see them but this time they're invisible.

After I'm done tripping, remind me to kill you. Maybe... three or four days from now.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? I'm not marrying anyone.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, this pan-dimensional shit is going to fuck me up. So you're NOT marrying Axel.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

At least I'm sexy and annoying. Also, I'm not addicted to World of Warcraft.

he totally won't, you know.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

You know, they have herbs that'll help with that little size problem.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

You are much smarter than the Aeris I know.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

...I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I even liked you better when you were addicted to WoW.

[ is too ragingly high to recognize this is another Aeris ]

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

STFU bitch. You just wish you were psycho enough for Aeris.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

I'm going to remain cautiously optimistic and take that as a compliment.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

That's true, Aeris is a crazy psychobitch when she wants to be. Best fucking campaign plan EVER.

[wielding.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, yes.