http://burn-orphanages.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-03-02 08:12 pm
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Alright, I heard one of the Zexions here can get me hooked up with the goods.

LSD, PCP, GHB or a freaking PWP, I don't care, just give it to me before I start setting small children on fire.

I'm waiting.
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[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking hell, get your own damn crack, I had to use the rest of my stash on shutting Riku up so he'd go into a nice, quiet narcoleptic coma.

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fantastic. Are you going to cry on me?

If the answer is yes, I will detonate the bomb I used to replace your liver.

[identity profile] walkthedawn.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure, okay.

Go back to your buddy Lex and leave me the hell alone.

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Who the fuck is Lex? Oh shit, that's not the guy who I prescribed 500x the dose of anti-depressants for, is it?

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
There are many much cheaper and more entertaining ways to send Riku into a coma.

You're a politician. Why the hell should I believe anything you have to say? I know you've got more.

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm the fucking governor and I said so, bitch.

Maybe for you, but there is a subtle beauty in watching him plead like a bitch and denying him.

btw, AR!Zexion omfg XD

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
True that. But nothing's really as satisfying as some good, clean violence.

And I now have two very good reasons why you should fork it over.

[summons chakrams]

ONE. TWO.

btw, AR!Zexion, omg. Have some cyanide.

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, fine, you demanding bastard.

Here. *hands you an unlabeled bottle of pills*

Re: btw, AR!Zexion, omg. Have some cyanide.

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I said I'd like to GET high. I'm not high already - because that's what I'd have to be to fall for this one.

Try again, douchebag.

ps - it's laced with heroin

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine, dipshit, if it'll make you shut up. *digs in coat and produces a small bag of white powder*

Re: ps - it's laced with heroin

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
If this is anthrax my ghost is gonna come back and fuck you up Ju-on style.

[ grabs bag ]

Re: ps - it's laced with heroin

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Like I'd waste good anthrax on YOU. I'm saving that shit for the Canadians.
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